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Top Ten “Saddest” Buffett Songs and Suggest a topic or an upcoming Top Ten List Past Top Ten List: Top Ten Parrothead Celebrities Top Ten Gifts for a Parrot Head Top Ten Things for Jimmy to do during his summer off Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffett concert before Top Ten Top Things You’ll Never Hear a Parrot Head Say Top Ten “Buffett” related license plates Top Ten Rejected Buffett Song Names Top Ten “Buffett” related names for pets, kids: 10. Dog/kid – Marley, Cameron, Savannah. 9. I named my dog Buffett but he ran off and headed south. 8. Dog/Cat/Bird – Kinja 7. Daughter Margarita 6. The Bluebirds nesting in our yard are called Frankie and Lola 5. My dog’s name is Desdemona 4. I have a Blue and Gold Macaw named Corona 3. For a Kid – Trevor (Where is Joe Merchant?) 2. My dog’s name is Lord Buckley. He is God’s own dog” 1. We found a kitten at a Buffett concert in Atlanta. Her name is Fruitcakes Top Ten Things to Bring to a Buffett Tailgate Party: 10. Tickets to that night’s show 9. A bottle opener 8. First, gotta have booze and a portable 7. Your own port a potty / Your own toilet paper 6. Beer! You can always trade beer for whatever 5. Crackers for your pet parrott, who, of course, 4. A designated driver, A backup designated 3. If you’re going to Merriweather … Lawyer’s 2. An extra set of car keys 1. A sign reading “I need tickets!” Top Ten Signs You’re a Parrothead: 10. Your idea of a break from Buffett is putting 9. You spent over $2000 for you and your wife to 8. You are enrolled in “Geography according 7. When you take your two sons, ages 3 and 5, to 6. You fire the corporate travel agency because 5. You carry around multiple fuses, so when your 4. You’re convinced that your crazy next door 3. You go to the Margaritaville Cafe and steal 2. You have your Hawaiian shirts dry-cleaned 1. You require that your employment contract Honerable mention goes to: |









September 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
When you wear a bottle opener on your belt loop, and have a belt made out of Landshark bottle tops and matching earrings.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
…When your 3 year-old son sings Boat Drinks word-for-word, then says “Fins up!”
February 27th, 2009 at 11:40 am
My vote for the Top Ten saddest Buffet songs (No particular order)
When the Coast is Clear
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring
Pacing the Cage
He Went to Paris
The Captain and the Kid
Lovely Cruise
Survive
She’s Going Out of My Mind
Wonder Why We Ever Go Home
Nobody Talks to the Captain No More
July 27th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Carey Bert. He went to Paris is a great tune. one of Buffetts great written songs… I agree with all of the others…! Love ya BufefttNews.!!!!
July 27th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
your a Parrotthead when you have been to 26 Buffett shows, and you brought a Buffett virgin to every one of them!!!
October 30th, 2009 at 1:50 am
You know you’re a Parrothead when you buy a farm and some alpacas and name every baby alpaca something Buffett related..Euphoria, Corona, Twelve Volt Man, Margarita, Desdemona, Savannah Jane, Panache, Hokey Pokey, Gardner McKay, King of Somewhere Hot, Whoop de Doo, OK you get the idea. My farm logo has a palm tree, I have a pink barn, and I wear leis and flowers in my hair to alpaca shows. One of the coolest things? My alpaca vet is a huge JB fan, too, and we try to stump each other coming up with names! He has suggested Lester Polyester and I had to go look it up! http://www.alpacanation.com/paradisealpacasoftx.asp
March 25th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Arthritis in your pooch can be a huge hassle that many people never even think of in senior dogs.
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July 27th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
the links to Saddest and Happiest don’t work
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October 18th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
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