Current Top Ten List: Top Ten “Saddest” Buffett Songs and Top Ten “Happiest” Buffett SongsSuggest a topic or an upcoming Top Ten List Past Top Ten List: Top Ten Parrothead Celebrities Top Ten Gifts for a Parrot Head Top Ten Things for Jimmy to do during his summer off Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffett concert before Top Ten Top Things You’ll Never Hear a Parrot Head Say Top Ten “Buffett” related license plates Top Ten Rejected Buffett Song Names Top Ten “Buffett” related names for pets, kids: 10. Dog/kid – Marley, Cameron, Savannah. 9. I named my dog Buffett but he ran off and headed south. 8. Dog/Cat/Bird – Kinja 7. Daughter Margarita 6. The Bluebirds nesting in our yard are called Frankie and Lola 5. My dog’s name is Desdemona 4. I have a Blue and Gold Macaw named Corona 3. For a Kid – Trevor (Where is Joe Merchant?) 2. My dog’s name is Lord Buckley. He is God’s own dog” 1. We found a kitten at a Buffett concert in Atlanta. Her name is Fruitcakes Top Ten Things to Bring to a Buffett Tailgate Party: 10. Tickets to that night’s show 9. A bottle opener 8. First, gotta have booze and a portable 7. Your own port a potty / Your own toilet paper 6. Beer! You can always trade beer for whatever 5. Crackers for your pet parrott, who, of course, 4. A designated driver, A backup designated 3. If you’re going to Merriweather … Lawyer’s 2. An extra set of car keys 1. A sign reading “I need tickets!” Top Ten Signs You’re a Parrothead: 10. Your idea of a break from Buffett is putting 9. You spent over $2000 for you and your wife to 8. You are enrolled in “Geography according 7. When you take your two sons, ages 3 and 5, to 6. You fire the corporate travel agency because 5. You carry around multiple fuses, so when your 4. You’re convinced that your crazy next door 3. You go to the Margaritaville Cafe and steal 2. You have your Hawaiian shirts dry-cleaned 1. You require that your employment contract Honerable mention goes to: |