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1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life. 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. 3. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid 4. You actually enjoy driving around rotarie...

A New York family of Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston jersey for my birthday." His big sis...

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies a...

There are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his hands. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wo...

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago...

now reside in Conn. but hometown is Gloucester . . . that's my one particular harbor in front of the fisherman's statue.

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a New York Yankee's jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from t...

this is long but pretty funny An Italian-American Christmas ~ I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a date to my parents' house on Christmas Eve. I thought it would be interesting for a non-Italian girl to see how an Italian family spends the holidays. I thought my mother and my date would hit ...

two in a row would be nice

If you had to assign a gender and why: SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. TIRE: Male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you h...

very funny. wonder if he can flip burgers.

Altho I'm a Pats fan I always respected Terrell Davis especially when Elway was receiving all the accolades. A great player, a class act, and yes he belongs in Canton.

Can't help you with Jones Beach but I'll see you Sat. at GW. One of the best days of the year.

Skip, I was born and raised in Gloucester. Spend a misguided youth at Fenway and the old Boston Garden.

probably my connection Skip, Sox 1 Rangers 0 top of the 5th.

hey out there, great opening song, wish RM wouldn't keep cuttin' out. Nice to have a live show!

"Semi-True Story" is the current favorite. After listening extensively to the new album, it was nice to go back to the Beach House on the Moon.

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Great song. Nice set thus far.