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LIPH wrote: ↑

February 18, 2019 3:53 pm

dipping their quill in their favorite inkwell

Now THAT is a magnificent turn of a phrase!  Well put, sir.

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Either giving birth or being there while your spouse gave birth.

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TommyBahama wrote: ↑

February 12, 2019 8:25 am

dishwasher

We had TWO dishwashers in our house growing up.  They were called "me" and "my sister".

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Electricity
Indoor toilet
Television set
Pests of some kind or another (mice, roaches, bedbugs, termites, etc)

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How much money they make. How good a deal they got on their car, home, or other major purchase. How much " he-in' and she-in' " went on during their last 'romantic encounter'. The status of their V-card   (women probably say they are when they ain't; guys probably claim they aren't when they still a...

Wearing shorts with shoes and socks?
Wearing 'bicycle shorts' when one is clearly not bicycling.

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Resetting all the clocks twice a year when going onto (and coming off of) Daylight Saving Time.

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Checked baggage on an airline ... which is why so many people try to bring everything and the hall closet on as a 'carry-on'.

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Not today.  Up already and back from church, now taking care of some other things since this promises, with a scheduled high around 12 above, to be the warmest day this week.  By Wednesday we're going to be in the deep freeze; overnight lows down around minus 20 and the daily high *MIGHT* get into p...

Alternative version of the original joke — One laid back Sunday morning the wife and I were sitting at the breakfast table chatting while drinking coffee.  As we are up in age something occurred to me and I said to her, "Sweetheart, when I die I want you to sell all of my clothes immediately." With ...

before deleting your 'spam' ...



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Chicken McNuggets
Cheerios
Rice Krispies
Pop-Tarts
Skippy peanut butter

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Bubba, the mic drop was about as necessary as nothing. But at least it wasn't as annoying or possibly as disruptive to the game as the N.O. "whistle-man". https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G3sFpiLD1fk/hqdefault.jpg https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/smileys-and-emoticons/cycling/smileys-cycling-022395.gif -"BB"-

I'll agree with bodypainter ... the copper sheathing on the Statue of Liberty.

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Wish it was beautiful...…It really is. We got 14 inches since noon Saturday. Good morning BN. Better you than us.  We caught maybe an inch or so of light fluffy stuff between Friday evening and Saturday AM, and even that little bit was more than enough to show me how badly I need new tires with som...

The constant hype for gluten-free products Special 'seasonal' flavors like pumpkin spice, gingerbread, or spiced apple/cinnamon     (although they didn't do eggnog shakes at the McD's in my area and I did miss them!) 'Special Edition' products based on seasons or holidays (pink M&Ms for Valentine's ...

LIPH -- my mom never made her spaghetti sauce the same way twice.  Each time was just a little different.  But I still wish I had her basic recipe, which she ultimately took to the grave with her.  Being that I was male, she never thought I'd need to know.... :( However, my answer is ... home-style ...

Interesting question... if you've gone to a concert at Alpine Valley and you realize that you are in no condition to drive safely, can the venue legally force you to leave?  Or can you 'sleep it off' in your vehicle in the parking lot until later the next morning? Or do they have to offer you a "Saf...

I might look into it. A lot less chance of the weather at showtime being as crappy (meaning cold and rainy) in mid-July as it was at my first -- and so far, only -- concert at the end of August 2009. https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/smileys-and-emoticons/cycling/smileys-cycling-022395.gif -"BB"-