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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way do...

I've been trying the 'online dating' thing recently. Being single and trying to date sucks!!! :x If they invite you to look at their web cam ... DON'T!! AKA, "Crotch Cam" You guys just wrecked some dirty ol' man's idea of fun. Sorry Larry. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :...

sunseeker wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:O..M..G.. Shannon! That's absolutely crazy!!! WTF!?!?!

I gotta get me one of those "Boys are stupid...throw rock at them" to wear on first dates....

Me too!!!

I've been trying the 'online dating' thing recently. The first 2 guys that I met were interesting to say the least... Not fun for me, but my friends all got a really good laugh out of them!!! Bachelor #1 asked me out to dinner.... Okay, so I get there, but I didn't want to walk in by myself and have...

I didn't read thru this whole thread, but did anyone else think that Matt
resembled Dennis Quaid after he lost all the weight?
He was lookin' good!!!

Oui! Un petite peux...

3 years of French in Highschool...

Yep... blinking really fast to music... I'm still feeling woozy!

rednekkPH wrote:Baby Jesus just had a seizure.

I think I did too!

That made my eyeballs hurt!

kurt wrote:Rachael Ray from the Food Network, "How cool is that??!"

She also says E.V.O.O. Extra Virgin Olive Oil All of it!!! Just say
one or the other, but both is not necessary...

Oh, and when people say bolth - There is no L in both

Beach Blonde wrote:obviously...........................

My mother drives me crazy with that one... She pronounces it oddviously Drives me up the wall!!!

I fart in your general direction...

"Put A Kimbug In Your Tank."
"Kimbug - It Does a Body Good."
"Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kimbug."

timmydahutt wrote:I'm kinda new to this, but how can I save this to my pc?

Ya, how?

I used to be really good at them when I was younger...
Now I need to stretch out real good before I attempt one...

...When I was young, my mom had a different name for my
cartwheels....
...
....
.....
...... fartwheels...

I was a gassy girl... what can I say...

We also went to LuLu's for breakfast - Spam/Eggs/Rice - my son had the Banana Pancakes w/Peanutbutter - Yummmy!!! Cheeseburger in Paradise was also fun and good. If you are going to Hanauma Bay - Stop at the store and bring lunch with you. They allow you to bring coolers and food down to the beach. ...

SMLCHNG wrote:I soak them overnight in a bowl of very salted water.

Then spread them out on a cookie sheet, and bake them for about 1/2 hour or so at a very low temp..

Exactly what I do too!!!

as the best short joke of the year:


A Three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Mama answered, "Not yet."

It's an awesome b-day and very fitting!! :D :D :D I think I like punkin bread too. Now I'm just hungry!!! I think I actually contribute to weight gain by starting these threads :wink: Starting these threads??? :wink: I think it's more like anytime you post anything - no matter what the topic... The...