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I agree the shirts are pretty thin this year.
The worst part was they screwed me and charged my debit card $70 for my $40 t-shirt.
Alpine was great this year.

I like mine with a slice of lime and a quality cigar, anchored in my boat.
A guy next to me at Alpine would add Margaritaville Tequila to his.
He said it was great.

35,000 is Alpine's capacity.

I had a few bottles last week on Siesta Key.
It is OK, but is not worth $7.99 a six.
It will go the way of "Billy Beer"

Pretty hard not to have a good time in Hawaii!

Down to the Waterline,,,,, Dire Straits


I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair

Two Sides Of The Coin,,,, KISS

Well, the preacher and the teacher
Lord, they're a caution
They are the talk of the town
When the gossip gets to flyin'
And they ain't lyin'
When the sun goes fallin' down

Radio Ga Ga,,,,Queen

To mass fires, yes! One hundred stories high
People gettin' loose y’all gettin' down on the roof - Do you hear?
(the folks are flaming) Folks were screamin' - out of control
It was so entertainin' - when the boogie started to explode
I heard somebody say

I got tired of waiting

Great Filling Station Holdup,,, Jimmy Buffett

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

Under The Falling Sky,,, Jackson Browne

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heeled shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes, wearing nylon too.

A Few more Rednecks,,,, Charlie Daniels

well the first time that I got it I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
an I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother,,,,, J.J. Walker Im going to find myself a girl Who can show me what laughter means And well fill in the missing colors In each others paint-by-number dreams And then well put out dark glasses on And well make love until our strength is gone And when the morning li...

Still the One,,,,,,Orleans

Are we the only ones who play this game?

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Love Will Find A Way,,,, Pablo Cruise

Try an eaiser one

You're the cutest thing that I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time
Ooh wee baby, I sure show you a good time

Next verse:

Oh, but it's all right
Once you get past the pain
You'll learn to find your love again
So keep your heart open
'Cause,,,,"insert name of song"

Sunshine on My Shoulders,,,, John Denver

Someone, someone's got me wrong
You thought that your love was strong
Now you're feelin' like such a fool
Poor you
You're thinkin' maybe if you said goodbye
You'll understand the reason why
The love you had felt so cruel, um-hm

In and around the lake
mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
one mile over we’ll be there and we’ll see you
ten true summers we’ll be there and laughing too
twenty four before my love you’ll see I’ll be there with you

Baba O'Riley,,,, The Who

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

Dog and Butterfly,,,,, Heart

Sha-la-la-la-la-la my lady
In the sun with your hair undone
Can you hear me now calling your name
From across the bay
A summer's day laughing and a-hidin'
Chasing love out on .........