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Happy BNniversary, Janice!

"Hey" to all the old hoes out there. Been pretty quiet 'round the Oar House.

OK, now I'm really confused. [smilie=graytard.gif] Are we attention hos or are we not? If we discuss or reveal ANYTHING of a personal nature, does that mean we're crying out for attention. Or could it be that many of us have made a lot of friends here and discussing something personal seems as natu...

For some reason :roll: I was asked not to invite the ex Hilton-Ho's... :-? :( :lol: No ho's invited?????? :o :evil: :lol: Damb... And I was even gonna bring fishnet stockings . Y'alls have fun and nobody fall overboard 'cause me and my flotation devices won't be there to save you. :wench: :wink:

I like my name, too!

CaptainP wrote:We need the Fur Bus....

An sum honeys ta git down wif???

ragtopW wrote:

LIPH wrote:I put the wrong emphasis on the title of the thread. I thought it was Attention!!! Ho's

GPHMTA!!!!!

Huh...me too.

LIPH wrote:Or some ho's. I mean ho-hos

You rang?

Gulfbreeze wrote:Fur Play and Honey Ho might be interested to know that the Bunny Ranch also has its own game

Dat game's hot!!! Y'all buy dat dere game...I's enjoyin da royalty checks from it!

Ooooh Beerman...come out, come out wherever you is...

I's really needin' an ansah to ma queshun 'cause ma hooters, errr...hook, bein' a real social acceptance prolem fo me.

Since I's bin quoted in dis thread, I's got a queshun too... Dear Beerman whut YOU doin' tonight? :wench: , Uda ladiez is always jealous of ma, ummmm, hook. :wink: Dey always go coverin dere husband's eyes when I's 'round. Dis makes me feel real bad. Whut kin I tell dese ladiez so dey don't think I'...

Four Play wrote:

Honey Ho wrote:Didn't somebody say dere's BARGE traffic on dat dere rivah?!
I knows I's stopped traffic befo, but nevah a barge.

That's it! - you can distract the freight captains and keep the Coast Guard occupied!

I kin do dat a'ight, but whose gon take care of da POHlice?

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm thinking the lakes and rivers in Texas are probably a lot cleaner than those in the northeast. Can someone from the Pittsburgh area let us know if they would even stick their big toe in the river? (sorry, I'm thinking of something like the hudson...) A buddy of mine did some j...

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

lorilovv wrote:Oh, and Don Ho, of course!

What about Honey Ho?

I's fo sho your keets would love ta meet (not meat) da pirate lady! DEN we'd see how long befo your husbands quit sayin "it's yo party!"

Tickets...check Hotel...check Contact list...check A rowdy thread on BN... :( Does anyone have a special "talent" they pull out only for Buffett shows...flashing :o , upside down shots...? Please share!! I kin twirl a fire baton wif ma hook! Just hafta make sure da pohlice isn't 'round ca...

Fur Play wrote:

SOASOAPT wrote:Making girls come is my special talent!

Mine too

And while da ladies is all out havin fun wif you two, I's gon be entertainin da men!

I's gon hafta vote yes...dat FurPlay cat's a purty good joh....er, boss!

Gurlfrien...you SOOOO need dat road trip!

ragtopW wrote:A nice spinach salad. Chicken Parmesan,fresh pasta, some nice wine
Cheesecake for dessert..

jello shots and a 6 pac of whipped cream

Sounds delish!!

You serve up da dinna and I'll serve up da jello shots!

Fur Play wrote:

Honey Ho wrote:Gots ta go wif Lovely Cruise...den he'll make a stop on da luv boat!

Or da Fur Boat, I'm down wif dat too.

Dat be fine, too. We's jus gonna haf ta tie dem two vessels togetha wif doz cute little orange bumpa thingies.

Aw, dere yous go talkin bout ma hook. When I gets more time I'll tell you da story of how I got dat thing

ragtop, I'd luv dinna! Whatcha cookin, good lookin?!

Ma hook don't go leavin no scratches, I promiz.