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big john wrote: The place where I buy that really good sausage that I bring to Kevin and Linda's Parrot fest was burglarized.
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John, that's the wurst!

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Well maybe not 2%, but I know there are a few....

On a neighborhood forum here someone asked if anyone was interested in having a cornhole tournament and somebody else reported them for being "pornographic".

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Uncle Jim always looks like he's having a great time, Roger always looks bored to death.....

Neither hot nor humid here, but I collapsed on the couch for a nap too...

Nudity

Rubber band. 7% seems low though...

Oh, and this isn't all of it... more charges to come. :o :-? https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/66718716_10217935134962450_4279168254506696704_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQmfNeOzj-pfmtM_d2CTGIjF2Ozr0NxlmRqh3PWLOJF--r8DPu32nFpM2ptPKCjPQH0&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=1cc63bb8628c5d0fc5b326c...

All this talk about hot weather has me worn out.... I think I'll go take another nap.

All this talk about work is making me tired..... I think I'll go take a nap.

Rabbitz wrote: Beer can only have four ingredients: Barley, Hops, Yeast and Water. Actually, yeast wasn't originally included as it hadn't yet been discovered.
If you have to add other flavours, then first up you aren't making beer and secondly you must not be very good at brewing...

Amen!

We've had a total 3/4" of rain in the last month!

I forgot to schedule the payment for my cable bill so I went to pay it in person today to make sure I wouldn't get hit with a late fee. The woman behind the counter asked if I wanted a receipt. When I said I did, she asked me for ID. I'm paying a bill, why does she care who I am? The receipt probab...

MsMolly wrote: Astros win in extra innings

Two nights in a row! BOO!

Elrod wrote: Doctor said the operation was successful. (Penny should be 21 centimeters taller now.)

Yay MsMod! A couple more operations and she'll be playing in the WNBA!

The Baltimore Oriole's 10 game losing streak (and Seattle's 3 game winning streak) is over.

LIPH wrote:Last night was another pathetic display of baseball by the Pelicans.

Our minor league team, the Seattle Mariners, are on a 3 game winning streak! Unfortunately they're playing the Orioles, who are on a 10 game losing streak.

The Mariners won last night giving them a 2 game winning streak... the first time in nearly 2 months that they've won 2 in a row. OK, so the wins were against the Royals and the Orioles... a win is a win! They started the season winning 13 of their first 15 games, but since then they've gone 20 and ...