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by palmettopirate
June 13, 2019 7:21 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Break It To Me Gentlty
Replies: 0
Views: 191

Break It To Me Gentlty

Jasper went on a trip and asked his neighbor Cletus to watch out for things around his place while he was gone. After a couple days Jasper called Cletus and asked him how things were going. Cletus: "Not too good. Your cat ran out In the street and got hit by a car and was killed." Jasper: "Man, that...
by palmettopirate
March 25, 2019 6:12 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: The Beach Bum - Movie
Replies: 16
Views: 1055

Re: The Beach Bum - Movie

What bothers me is that I drop a paycheck at the danged concession stand... I take a Snickers bar in and I'm done. Somebody should write a song... Take for example when you go to the movies these days You know, they try to sell you this jumbo drink Eight extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for...
by palmettopirate
March 21, 2019 9:19 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: The Beach Bum - Movie
Replies: 16
Views: 1055

Re: The Beach Bum - Movie

I don't mind going to a bad movie as I'm a senior and get a pretty good ticket price where we go. What bothers me is that I drop a paycheck at the danged concession stand while watching the junk. And my wife eats like a lumberjack to boot. I take a Snickers bar in and I'm done. A theater manager on...
by palmettopirate
March 21, 2019 6:07 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Wife & Weight
Replies: 0
Views: 1143

Wife & Weight

My wife has been struggling a bit with her weight. I would never say anything negative to her about that. I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings and I also like certain of my body parts right where they are. But the other day we were out and she noticed a lady who obviously had a nice grocery budget a...
by palmettopirate
March 21, 2019 5:56 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: The Beach Bum - Movie
Replies: 16
Views: 1055

Re: The Beach Bum - Movie

I don't mind going to a bad movie as I'm a senior and get a pretty good ticket price where we go. What bothers me is that I drop a paycheck at the danged concession stand while watching the junk. And my wife eats like a lumberjack to boot. I take a Snickers bar in and I'm done. A theater manager onc...
by palmettopirate
March 21, 2019 5:51 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: The Beach Bum - Movie
Replies: 16
Views: 1055

Re: The Beach Bum - Movie

Here's a question for you. Has Matthew McConaughey ever made a movie that the director didn't find a way to make him take his shirt off? Of course it obviously will happen in this thing. Every time my wife and I have gone to a Matt movie I bet her that he will take his shirt off. I've never lost But...
by palmettopirate
January 22, 2019 8:51 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Buffett Performs National Anthem at NFC Playoff
Replies: 21
Views: 2195

Re: Buffett Performs National Anthem at NFC Playoff

I watched it, wasn't impressed, not sure what the mic drop was all about. Maybe the mic drop was a sign of relief kinda like, "Whew, I got through it without screwing up." Plenty of people have messed up the lyrics big time. I forget his name now but there was an opera singer who used to perform th...
by palmettopirate
January 22, 2019 6:23 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Buffett Performs National Anthem at NFC Playoff
Replies: 21
Views: 2195

Re: Buffett Performs National Anthem at NFC Playoff

Ehhhhh my saints were robbed. What a terrible way to lose. If the rams end up pulling it off ( they won’t) it has it be a bit jaded by that win. As for the national anthem, jimmy sang it like 72 year old jimmy would sing it. I thought it was fine. He never had a wide range of vocals. Jimmy is legen...
by palmettopirate
January 22, 2019 6:20 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Buffett Performs National Anthem at NFC Playoff
Replies: 21
Views: 2195

Re: Buffett Performs National Anthem at NFC Playoff

Jimmy doesn't have a wide range of vocal notes, and never has. But he sang the notes correctly (without the dramatic performance other artists seem to want to do), and I was fine with it. The mic drop? Eh. Silly, and not sure what it added to the performance. Yep. Jimmy has never boasted about his ...
by palmettopirate
December 17, 2018 8:49 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Red China
Replies: 3
Views: 957

Red China

The other day I asked my wife what her opinion was on Red China.

She said it would probably be OK with a white tablecloth.

Oh well, I guess she's right after all. When will I learn to be very careful with context?
by palmettopirate
November 8, 2018 12:12 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy Buffett Get out the vote event West Palm
Replies: 12
Views: 2170

Re: Jimmy Buffett Get out the vote event West Palm

JB never takes his politics to a show, at least as far as I know and I haven't heard otherwise. That's the main thing. I remember when the bathroom deal went down in North Carolina in 2016. Springsteen cancelled his show which was coming up quickly. Ticked off many a fan, not because of his politics...
by palmettopirate
November 6, 2018 5:28 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: The Wheel (Of Fortune)
Replies: 7
Views: 1579

Re: The Wheel (Of Fortune)

I saw that on FB, too.. Fun but lots of $ for taxes, so not much of a prize. :) I don't understand this logic. Who cares if it's taxed as income? A $350,000 prize taxed at 50% is still $175k more than zero. I agree. It's just worth pointing out. Believe it or not there are people who don't understa...
by palmettopirate
November 1, 2018 7:18 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Truth
Replies: 3
Views: 1289

The Truth

There are 3 sources you can always count on for the truth; God, children, and spandex.
by palmettopirate
October 31, 2018 5:48 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: The Wheel (Of Fortune)
Replies: 7
Views: 1579

Re: The Wheel (Of Fortune)

Yep, that unearned income will get you every time. Ask a lottery winner. :)
by palmettopirate
October 30, 2018 5:19 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: The Wheel (Of Fortune)
Replies: 7
Views: 1579

The Wheel (Of Fortune)

My wife called me into the great room last night. Sher was watching The Wheel. They are giving away one of those Latitude Buffett homes this week for a lucky puzzler solver. Big tax bill comes with it of course.
by palmettopirate
August 20, 2018 6:53 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Intro to Prince of Tides...
Replies: 2
Views: 778

Re: Intro to Prince of Tides...

Although not the subject of your question I'll contribute my favorite passage from The Prince of Tides. I confess that it's only because of my lowcountry roots. Pat's nonfiction works were filled with truths from tormented life. This is one of the more pleasant reflections. “To describe our growing ...
by palmettopirate
June 7, 2018 10:11 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Arguing With Women
Replies: 2
Views: 2010

Arguing With Women

There are two excellent theories on the subject of arguing with women. Unfortunately neither one works.
by palmettopirate
June 4, 2018 7:29 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Good Advice
Replies: 2
Views: 1581

Good Advice

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
by palmettopirate
January 9, 2018 9:47 am
Forum: Tour Dates and Rumors
Topic: Charleston 4/6/18
Replies: 2
Views: 806

Re: Charleston 4/6/18

Here's the problem boys and girls. That weekend in Charleston is Black Friday for the hotel industry. It happens every year. 1. Cooper River Bridge Run which brings thousands 2. Volvo Pro Ladies Tennis Tournament on Daniel Island 3. Flowertown Festival 4. Lowcountry Cajun Festival Throw in the usual...
by palmettopirate
January 9, 2018 5:48 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: The better tailgate
Replies: 2
Views: 898

Re: The better tailgate

Never been but I know people who have. I heard that LSU has the best tailgates white tablecloths, candelabra, dress to the nines. And the food is 5 star.