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UPS isn't much better.

Both companies have made a ton of "improvements" lately in the name of efficiency. Unfortunately, efficiency to them means "How do we pad our bottom line" and not "How do we get the packages into the hands of the customers."

"Hey baby, wanna see my trained python?"

This thing could go SO many ways....

I'll start.

Is that a service animal in your pants?

Omg. 2-0. Whooda thunk? I s'pose that will change when we start playing some real teams. :lol: You mean Ohio isn't the football capital of the planet? :lol: :o :lol: :lol: :lol: Looks like one more JV game before we get actual football teams... (My apologies to the Bengals, Browns and Raiders fans....

I'm definitely not an expert on tequila, but Sauza blanco or reposado is what I'll typically use in mixed drinks. I prefer it over Jose Cuervo.

"Murphy's Law, officer. The one time I didn't listen to my mother and put on clean underwear..."

LIPH wrote:Mike the Muff Diver would drown.

Nah, there's so much room he can teach classes in there.

"They're trying to use TV and the movies to set the gay agenda and make it mainstream," Gainor said.

Watch out people, the homosexuals are taking over... And starting with the Game Show Network, since it's so mainstream. *blink*

Wino you know wrote:SHOULD NOT!

COULD NOT!

WOULD NOT!

Would you, could you, in a boat?
Could you, would you, with a goat?

If you go to radiomargaritaville.com, they've recently added a flash player stream that should work on most computers, whether you're running pc, mac or whatever.

Wow! The Patriots got a gift in the last five minutes. Good game! why was the kick returner taking the ball out of the end zone...made no sense!!!...and don't give me to chew off time!!....what 5 seconds!! And some jackass "fan" decided that the kick returner needed to pay... :roll: Bills...

Let's see: 1) Independently wealthy, and they built that wealth it's not inherited. 2) They have no debt. 3) They are chosing to have a really, really big family. Quick everyone get the picks, axes and torchs. But really, how is what they are chosing to do a bad thing? I have heard at least a dozen...

Let's see: 1) Independently wealthy, and they built that wealth it's not inherited. 2) They have no debt. 3) They are chosing to have a really, really big family. Quick everyone get the picks, axes and torchs. But really, how is what they are chosing to do a bad thing? I have heard at least a dozen...

What's the carbon footprint on her vagina nowadays? She's overpopulating the planet single-handedly....

:o :o :o :o :o What an ending. I can't believe it. Brandon Stokely saved the game for the Broncos. :D :D :D :D It was a great ending. Orton shouldn't have taken that sack though. If they had been able to kick that field goal, a miracle wouldn't have been needed. :-? I still have a feeling it'll be ...

I'm officially declaring the 2009/2010 football season the year of the donkey. :lol: I don't know if I'm even going to watch football this year. With peach fuzz for a coach and no offense to speak of, we're screwed. I'm not too high on Coach Sweatshirt Jr., I hate the way everything has to be so se...

I'm officially declaring the 2009/2010 football season the year of the donkey. :lol: I don't know if I'm even going to watch football this year. With peach fuzz for a coach and no offense to speak of, we're screwed. I'm not too high on Coach Sweatshirt Jr., I hate the way everything has to be so se...

ph4ever wrote:my butt hurts

Don't go down the slide that's been in the sun all day without pants on, silly.

Tulum is a great beach, the beach at Paamul is a great one too.

Murder usually requires some sort of premeditation. You think he meant to kill the guy who was jaywalking in a dark area in the middle of the night? Drunkenness does not equal premeditation. Granted, I hate drunk drivers as much as the next guy but this incident may have happened anyway, even if the...