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by SMLCHNG
October 25, 2002 1:58 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dear Abby....
Replies: 5
Views: 523

LMAO!!!!!!!! Good one!! 8) 8)
by SMLCHNG
October 24, 2002 9:05 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: NERVOUS CATHOLIC PRIEST
Replies: 2
Views: 884

AMEN!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
October 24, 2002 8:03 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Replies: 11
Views: 671

PHAW Webmistress wrote:Hey Z - did you notice what we turned Queenie's thread into???? :grin: :wench: :pirate:
:evil: :evil: :evil: :wink:
by SMLCHNG
October 24, 2002 5:14 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Replies: 11
Views: 671

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:________________________ I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:_________________ Time of return:__________ Date:__________ Time of departure:_________ NOT to exceed:_______ Should permission be gran...
by SMLCHNG
October 21, 2002 6:05 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Halloween Ball
Replies: 3
Views: 562

:o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
October 17, 2002 8:12 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Generosity
Replies: 4
Views: 590

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! It was probably a BN'ers phone!! They've been known to get lost or misplaced!! :D :D :D
by SMLCHNG
October 17, 2002 12:49 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: COLLEGES!
Replies: 8
Views: 698

Re: COLLEGES!

BuPHett wrote: (4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza
:evil: :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
October 17, 2002 12:48 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: One for the ladies?
Replies: 4
Views: 609

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
October 15, 2002 6:20 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A Womans Dream
Replies: 21
Views: 1652

BuPHett wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:Of course we are, Auntie!!! Geez, BuP... where is your mind at?? :D :wink: :D :wink:
Sorry ladies....it's tough concentrating, sometimes.. :wink: hard day at work, and all...where IS my mind at????
In the trees????? :wink:
by SMLCHNG
October 15, 2002 6:12 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A Womans Dream
Replies: 21
Views: 1652

Of course we are, Auntie!!! Geez, BuP... where is your mind at?? :D :wink: :D :wink:
by SMLCHNG
October 15, 2002 6:03 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A Womans Dream
Replies: 21
Views: 1652

Ahhh... he probably wouldn't do it right anyway!!! 8) :D :wink:
by SMLCHNG
October 14, 2002 1:02 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Birds and the Bees
Replies: 5
Views: 556

:D :D :D :D
by SMLCHNG
October 11, 2002 8:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: "Would you rather...?"
Replies: 13
Views: 2706

Dave - it's also a good place for some of us to vent about this a**hole!!!!
by SMLCHNG
October 8, 2002 9:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Sopranos Poll
Replies: 7
Views: 1447

:o :o :o :P
by SMLCHNG
October 8, 2002 2:01 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Friday's Funnies and Thoughts to Ponder
Replies: 12
Views: 1025

Re: Friday's Funnies and Thoughts to Ponder

PHAW Webmistress wrote: Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
I have NEVER noticed that!!!! :D :o :D :o
by SMLCHNG
October 2, 2002 11:47 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: MODERN FINANCIAL TERMS, EXPLAINED
Replies: 3
Views: 474

MODERN FINANCIAL TERMS, EXPLAINED

EBIT(A) -- earnings before irregularities and tampering (and adjustments). CEO -- chief embezzlement officer. CFO -- corporate fraud officer. NAV -- normal Anderson valuation. P/E -- parole entitlement. EPS -- eventual prison sentence. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to m...
by SMLCHNG
October 1, 2002 2:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: NFL Super Bowl Champion
Replies: 34
Views: 4943

I'm stoked just to see the Chargers mentioned in a poll like this......I'd love to see the Bolts playing in the big game in their home stadium......its a nice advantage...ask the Patriots. But as much as my heart likes the Chargers, my head says that the Raiders are full of Hall of Fame players loo...
by SMLCHNG
September 30, 2002 8:14 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Things My Mother Taught Me
Replies: 5
Views: 473

:D :D :D :D I love that, Jim!!! (and help me.. I think I said some of them to MY keet!!)
by SMLCHNG
September 28, 2002 2:13 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Ever wonder...??
Replies: 7
Views: 607

* On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) I was thinking of Penny when I read this one :wink: I'd guess that ironing while she's still dressed would make Keith an unhappy man :lol: :D :D :D :o :o LOL!!!!!!!!! I'm not THAT bad!! ;) ;) ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 24, 2002 2:21 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Very Important...this could save a life!
Replies: 23489
Views: 910284

I hope she can, Senator!!! And all the best wishes for the both of you!!

CLICK, CLICK, CLICK.. :)