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by SMLCHNG
September 15, 2002 3:18 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Great Wisdom
Replies: 5
Views: 605

Auntie?? Wouldn't #8 be your motto?? :D :wench: :wench: (The GOOD baaaaaad kind of course!!)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 9:21 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1023

LOL @ Dave!! You got that Windex handy?? :D ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 8:57 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1023

Dave, Dave, Dave... do try and control yourself!! ;) Try Windex.. and be careful in between those keys.. ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 8:04 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1023

Hmm... I never knew that Auntie! ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 7:57 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 22774

Yeah.. got it, Magnus!!! Good luck! :)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 7:50 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 22774

Yikes!!! :o Magnus... I just looked in the book... there is NO quantity listed for MILK, just the 1 c. buttermilk... I'm hoping it's just a misprint in the instructions! Let me know how they turn out!
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 12:32 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Alligator
Replies: 13
Views: 1131

Oh that's goood, RWM!!! LOL!!!
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 12:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1023

redwinemaker wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
redwinemaker wrote:HMMMMM, Penny and Herbaman have an anniversary, doesn't play in the cafe all night and now this.... wonder what she was doing that got her mind in the gutter???
Ummm.. cleaning them?? :D
Well, everybody has their name for it, I guess...
No, that's ironing, according to Phaw.. she said that..
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 12:05 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1023

redwinemaker wrote:HMMMMM, Penny and Herbaman have an anniversary, doesn't play in the cafe all night and now this.... wonder what she was doing that got her mind in the gutter???
Ummm.. cleaning them?? :D
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 10:50 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1023

New And Improved Star Wars scripts

25 Lines from Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants" 1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. 2. You are unwise to lower your pants. 3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants up or down. 4. She must have hi...
by SMLCHNG
September 4, 2002 2:32 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Denver woman driver
Replies: 7
Views: 562

I'm NOT amuzed, Michi... :evil:

And I'm not BLONDE, either!! :P

Paybacks are a b****, you know.. :wench:
by SMLCHNG
August 28, 2002 4:33 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Coming Of Age
Replies: 3
Views: 529

Coming Of Age

A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: "Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Belinda's coming of age party. I would li...
by SMLCHNG
August 26, 2002 4:47 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 22774

I dunno 'bout in Jersey, SA... but you could get some shipped to you..

http://www.miamiseafood.com/conchcartt.html
by SMLCHNG
August 26, 2002 12:17 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Very Important...this could save a life!
Replies: 23494
Views: 911964

Nautigal wrote:I clicked twice, one for each of the friends I have who recently found out they have breast cancer. Say a prayer for them and keep clicking
Sooo very sorry to hear this, Nautigal! :(
by SMLCHNG
August 26, 2002 8:46 am
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 22774

Yes, SA... (and you're not a dope, you dope!) :P


T = Tablespoon
t = teaspoon
by SMLCHNG
August 25, 2002 4:26 pm
Forum: Concert Trading
Topic: Banana Wind Tour
Replies: 2
Views: 453

You might try here... http://www.thebeachisopen.com, from SirGumby77.
by SMLCHNG
August 25, 2002 1:03 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Happy Anniversary Jimmy & Jane
Replies: 28
Views: 3270

Happy 25th Anniversary... May your love shine for 25 more years!!

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by SMLCHNG
August 24, 2002 5:02 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 22774

phjrsaunt wrote:Gosh, Penny! Is there anything you DON'T know??? Are you SURE you're not really Mary Poppins? Or at least her cousin, Merlot Poppins? :D
LOL, Auntie!!! :) I think she's a distant relative.. ;)
by SMLCHNG
August 24, 2002 4:44 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 22774

rmillings wrote:Bless your heart and Thank You SmlChng!!! One question! What is Crystal seasoning??
You're very welcome!! (I get paid by the letters when I type this much!! ;) )

I believe this is Crystal:

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by SMLCHNG
August 24, 2002 3:59 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Replies: 8
Views: 635

Aww.. that IS cute, Auntie!