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Hey Gumby... looks like someone could use your help..

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Welcome Mike!

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ...

Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said "I don't think you should take one; they're very strong and very expensive. "How much?" asked Gran...

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tastele...

The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life! 1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off." 2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide." 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?". 4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it...

(love the new sig line, too!! )

Looks like I'm a ROMANTIC Beach Bum!!!

ZeroDuval wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:

NYCPORT wrote:Hmmmmm...Lost Wages in December...I see a road trip on the Horizon!!!

Hmmmmm... Merry Christmas to me!!

and me!!!!!

And no one even has to wrap it!!!

NYCPORT wrote:Hmmmmm...Lost Wages in December...I see a road trip on the Horizon!!!

Hmmmmm... Merry Christmas to me!!

Whooo Hoooo!!! I get to see him the night before I leave!!

Saucer, please..