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The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to l...

A friend of mine here at work sent it to me, Rick.. I love the pictures!!! Can't say I spent too much time on the "babe of the day", tho..

http://www.rock103.com/crew/pics/

ZeroDuval wrote:I don't get it!!!!

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, ...

I DO NOT lie!!!!! One must pay attention .. I said I met "Phinster".. please notice quotation marks...

You both hush. Don't listen to them Spenbro. There's also a place called Bahama Mama's in downtown Denver. I met 'Phinster' there one night.

Disclaimer: If this offends you, my apologies, but I thought it was funny! ) USMC Rules For Gunfighting 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits cou...

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean he...

Merry Merry and a Happy Happy to everyone!!!!!!

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pant...

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked."I'm waiti...

Oh, no... not again!!

Hey!!! Welcome Spenbro!! There is the Colorado PH Club.. meets at the Morrison Inn (in Morrison) the 2nd Saturday of every month. PM me if you'd like more info!! There are often bands playing at a restaurant called Bahama Breeze in the Highlands Ranch area. That's all the comes to mind at the moment...

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer and collect...

I can't believe I missed this one, Phaw!!

Accounting/Finance/Admin/Facilities for DIRECTV in Denver. Which basically means a little of this, some of that.. and a whole lot of some other stuff. :P I shuffle papers, use a calculator, and type a lot on the computer. :D It pays the bills.. pays for the fun tickets.. and I get to post on BN!!!!...

Accounting/Finance/Admin/Facilities for DIRECTV in Denver. Which basically means a little of this, some of that.. and a whole lot of some other stuff. :P I shuffle papers, use a calculator, and type a lot on the computer. :D It pays the bills.. pays for the fun tickets.. and I get to post on BN!!!!!...

Two men are tying to get in a quick 18 holes, but there are two slow female golfers ahead of them. “I'm going to go ask if we can play through”, says the first man. He gets about halfway there, then quickly turns around and comes back. “What happened?” asks his partner. “One of those women is my wif...

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR...