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Believe it or not I have never read Huckleberry Finn and after starting it the other day I probably never will. I had no idea so many n-bombs were dropped all through it. American classic? :roll: I have a book on the way called "A Tourist in the Yucatan" by James McNay Brumfield about a v...

About time.

I wasn't there. I'd much rather have the c.d. than the DVD. I do appreciate them as gifts though, just won't spend my money on it. I'm a tad confused ... Live in Angulla comes with two CD's ... Wrigley didn't have that part, Anquilla does. Just a clarification. But can you get the c.d. by itself. I...

A squirral got stuck in a customers dryer and they ran it a few times unknowingly and then it stopped working and didn't call anyone for a couple of weeks to come take a look at it. But when the smell got to bad, he figured an animal had crawled in there. By the time I got out there to fix it, I thr...

I wasn't there. I'd much rather have the c.d. than the DVD. I do appreciate them as gifts though, just won't spend my money on it. I'm a tad confused ... Live in Angulla comes with two CD's ... Wrigley didn't have that part, Anquilla does. Just a clarification. But can you get the c.d. by itself. I...

If a little kid sits on Santa's lap and gets confused on what he means when he says, "ho, ho, ho," we have way bigger problems than changing a few words can solve.

Somebody posted that according to Billboard Magazine, Live in Anguilla has sold 16,000 copies. That's not that many. But I don't think it has anything to do with not being on VH1. I know I didn't buy it and probably won't, just like I didn't buy Wrigley(I received it as a gift) because it doesn't a...

When I taught middle school (I teach high school now), I would do a lesson with Pirate looks at Forty before we read Treasure Island , and some kids would like it and others wouldn't. I think it is that way with everything you do. Some like some things, some like others. Don't take things personal, ...

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Never heard of this, but will definitly check it out now. Thanks for sharing.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ~~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice. ~~~ I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ~~~ Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ~~~ All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me h...

Depending on your finances, I would recommend a flight to the Grand Canyon. It's only forty-minutes away, but the view is spectacular. It's a small twelve seater plane I went on and it flew pretty low to get a good view of the Hoover d*m and then an amazing view of the canyon. And then a lunch and a...

Here is a few of my favorites from him


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Olive oil is made from olives, what's baby oil made from?

Why are they call apartments when they are all together?

Why are they called buildings when they are already built?

Ricgard Lederer is a funny man. So much so that Gallagher used alot of his material(the stuff you posted) in his skits. I don't know if you got them from here, but his website has more of the same: verbivore.com

Nope. I'm dreading the winter. Just moved back to Pensacola, FL after living in Miami for three years and am now worried about the cold.

18 out of 25; not bad.

I posted on here about a week ago that I finished Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian , and didn't get any replies. Has anyone read this? If not I highly recommend it. But it is not for the squemish. The most brutal and gory book I have ever read, but not gratuitous. It was the redding of the West on t...

Funny thing is---- THIS AINT A JOKE We hope this really happens. we do? Well I don't mind talking to some one who speak CLEAR english, doesn't pronounce my 2 syllables into 4, and their name isn't fuighwfjkfrwhfiwqrifhiwqgfiuiwerui or A-C-H-phlem I think you meant, "someone who speaks ..."...

Are you teacher? Because I am, and would normally agree with you, but in my case, as if Fridays are bad enough, it is the last home football game this week, so a big pep-rally is going to take place last period and to top that off it is also the last weekend of the fair.

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The gift that keeps on giving.

Surf Pirate thanks for the info. You may end up selling more books than you expected. It looks good and sounds interesting. I've cut and pasted and printed it to put in my "someday I will" file. I figured I will keep plugging along and see what happens. I'm writing my second novel now. I f...