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Good afternoon. So I go into the local supermarket. Their gasoline is $4.39 a gallon. I buy a few things and when I get my receipt I see I have enough points to save $0.10 a gallon. I go out to my car and the price is now $4.49 a gallon. :x @#%*!!! Last night we had high winds and a tall pine tree ...

Good afternoon. So I go into the local supermarket. Their gasoline is $4.39 a gallon. I buy a few things and when I get my receipt I see I have enough points to save $0.10 a gallon. I go out to my car and the price is now $4.49 a gallon. :x @#%*!!! Last night we had high winds and a tall pine tree f...

This headline appeared on a local news website.
It's funny if you read it aloud.

"Unique chance to see Uranus presents itself after sunset tonight"

Good afternoon all. Two of my brothers, a nephew, and I went to a Texas hold-em tournament at our cousin's house in Perry county yesterday, Out of 18 players, Frank took 1st, I took 4th, nephew Mark finished 6th, and Chris 7th. Food was included. Chili, baked ham, and roasted lamb. Had a great time....

the courthouse is filled with Fachnachts.......not to be confused with Crazies. What the heck is a FAchnachts? This should help explain it. A fastnacht is a heavy, yeast-raised potato donut that is typically prepared on Fat Tuesday before the start of the Lenten season. These types of donuts are pa...

bodypainter wrote: ↑March 1, 2022 8:56 am Good morning BN. Big John will be serving fasustnachts later on.

I had a couple this morning with my coffee. Sooooo good.

Mmmm, tomorrow is fastnacht day. I'm going to put one in my grandaughter's lunch.

Yep, when the bananas start to get old, it's time to make banana bread.

MICHIPHIN wrote: ↑February 22, 2022 8:15 am Friend of mine is getting married today. 02/22/22. Supposed to be toasting at 2:22 PM.



Morning BN'ers

Will Tui`atua Tuiasosopo be a guest?

Hi there! We had a great time as always, the case with parrot heads. I'm bragging up my wife on a feel good story. Cabin Fever had an area of vendors. Anne chatted to a woman looking at jewelry. She wanted a pendant for a keepsake to hold something of her husband who had died last fall from cancer,...

Good afternoon. Cloudy, a little wind, a little rain. But it's 60 degrees outside. Went for a long walk
with a big cigar. Steaks on the grill for dinner.

You know you're acclimated to cold weather when it's 35 and you're tempted to take your jacket off because it feels so nice.

Glad to hear it, moog.

I've seen every Super Bowl. Don't feel a need to break the string just yet.

My newest son-in-law is a lifetime Bengals fan. Last night I gave him a La Flor Dominicana cigar.
It's the same kind Joe Burrow smokes as a victory cigar.

moog wrote: ↑February 11, 2022 5:43 pm I am eating solyent green.

Did you get it delivered?

It was in the 20's this morning and frost all over the car windows. Now it is sunny and 60.

I've had my "15 minutes of fame". It was fun but fleeting. Legendary? No, I don't think so.

MICHIPHIN wrote: ↑February 2, 2022 4:56 pm so how does that work? No shadow, more winter?

If the groundhog sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter.
If he doesn't see his shadow, spring is just around the corner.

A few months ago my brother Chris's son and daughter in law had a baby girl. My brother Frank's daughter and son in law are expecting a girl in May. It was confirmed yesterday that my youngest daughter and her husband are expecting a girl in June. [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [s...