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This just in. They shot it down in the ocean off Myrtle Beach. Larry?

It's a Chinese pinata. If we shoot it, fried rice and fortune cookies will rain down.

bodypainter wrote: ↑February 3, 2023 9:03 am Good morning guys and girl.
A day late, but here it goes....
Yesterday, the French groundhog looked outside

and saw his chateau.

Good luck.

I guess we've been lucky. My mom will be 89 in May and drives her car all over with no problems.
Jeannette's dad was driving from Pennsylvania to Florida and back every winter into his mid 90's.

My painting by Bill. My portable tiki bar. My autographed pictures of Jimmy, Nadirah, and Andy Devine.
My autographed "Volcano" album.

Uncommonly warm weather today. It was up to 55 degrees. I went for a walk and later sat out front
of the house with a tall rum and coke and watched people go by. You don't get to do that too often
in January around here.

That's great news.

Happy Birthday Molly

The sandwich, because just about anything fits between two pieces of bread.

I've been to Paris. I recommend it. It's pretty awesome.

Good evening all. Luckily the weather held out so we could party in the graveyard. Temps were in the 30's but no rain or snow. Today would have been Mom and Dad's 68th wedding anniversary. Mom had us meet at Dad's gravesite at 10 this morning. Five of the six "kids" showed up. One lives in...

Just a quick progress report on my granddaughter, Jaidyn. She is taking a lot of medication but expects to be back at school by the end of the month. She is showing less symptoms of her kidney trouble, but we are watching her diet very carefully. Her birthday is Monday. She wants me to make stuffed ...

Just got off the phone with Moog. Despite all the crap he's going through he's in good spirits.
One of his nurses asked what he did for a living. He told her he was a stuntman for p*** movies.
We had a good talk.

Late start so this is what you get. It's a day to try NOT to smoke. Just for a day.
If not, oh well.

Just tried to call Moog. Got his voice mail and left a message. He is either in treatment, rehab,
or IPA production. I told him I'd try again later.

Stare at the mirror and wonder where that old person came from

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So a while back I was watching this ad on tv about ASPCA.
"For $19 a month you can rescue an abandoned animal. When we receive your contribution, we'll
send you a picture of a rescued animal."
So I sent the money in.
They sent me a picture of some fried chicken.
They said I was too late.