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Based on the past few weeks ..... I'm the King of Craptown.

I love bacon in the morning; but I like mine a bit 'floppy', not too crisp Floppy meat is just wrong.... :wench: :lol: :P I love floppy bacon!!! Suuuuuuieeeeeeeeeeee! who said I was talking about bacon? :o :lol: :P :o :o :o :D :lol: Yeah, um, that shouldn't be floppy either. Hmmmm, makin' bacon.

It all depends on where the lipstick ends up.

Sometimes ..... it's a German thing

I'll have a breakfast BaSH! Bacon, Sausage, Ham

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:How do you know which wings are right and which are left?

Silly parrothead ..... the ones you eat are just right and the ones you don't eat are left.

thegoatgod wrote:Peanut butter bikini's are awesome!

Yeah, but they stick to the roof of your mouth.

Shipmates ..... they aren't just for breakfast anymore.

flyboy55 wrote:In that vein however, what do YOU think the point of this is?

Personally, I think it's a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Sandwiches....only. DO NOT put peanuts near my chocolate....Not Snickers..Not Peanut Butter Cups, nothing...don't like it.. and with mayonaise... 8) Go ahead....let's hear all the "ewwwwwwwww"'s... :lol: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! :o :o And what kinda person doesn't like peanut butte...

Mings

Pass the sporks, please!

Wow. :o :-? Feel free to debate, but please keep it civil and refrain from name calling. This might be an "agree to disagree" situation...or a time when it is best to take the high road, no matter how POd you are. Thanks :) Maybe if I dragged out the 'rita tub we could "civilize"...

ohyeah...just an observation...you're somewhat impressed with yourself, aren't you? Actually, yes I am. Thank you. Am I impressed with you? Not a bit. You want to get smart with me, then you'll get it back in spades, Bubba. You seem to have a lot of rightwing, crybaby, kneejerk reactions that you c...

LIPH wrote:Some of us are smart enough to know that we don't have all the answers.

But I actually DO know all the answers!
So does that make me really, REALLY smart because I know all the answers ..... or ..... really stupid because I think I know all the answers but I actually don't.

ohyeah...just an observation...you're somewhat impressed with yourself, aren't you? Actually, yes I am. Thank you. Am I impressed with you? Not a bit. You want to get smart with me, then you'll get it back in spades, Bubba. You seem to have a lot of rightwing, crybaby, kneejerk reactions that you c...

Did somebody say Moe?

buffettbride wrote:I wonder which BNr would taste the best??? Anyone?

I like mine with lettuce and tomato.

What exactly IS the speed of smell? :-? :lol: Technically it breaks down something like this: Let SOS = the speed of smell Let T = the time it takes the bouquet of partially-digested refried beans to travel from the point of expulsion to the nose of the closest innocent bystander Let D = the distan...

I write a check - my signature is kinda diagonal.