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by alphabits
May 25, 2006 3:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Chocolate...yes!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 1482

Hmmm, this may shed a different light on buying chocolate as a romantic gift: 1) Guy likes girl 2) Guy buys chocolate for girl 3) Girl eats chocolate 4) Chocolate makes girl smarter 5) Girl realizes guy is a loser 6) Girl dumps guy So how about flowers - do they make you smarter? No, they mean you ...
by alphabits
May 25, 2006 3:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Chocolate...yes!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 1482

Hmmm, this may shed a different light on buying chocolate as a romantic gift:

1) Guy likes girl
2) Guy buys chocolate for girl
3) Girl eats chocolate
4) Chocolate makes girl smarter
5) Girl realizes guy is a loser
6) Girl dumps guy

So how about flowers - do they make you smarter?
by alphabits
May 24, 2006 6:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Useless but Interesting Information
Replies: 14
Views: 606

Re: Useless but Interesting Information

LIPH wrote:
ToplessRideFL wrote:You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
So I can tell a hot babe that sleeping with me will help keep her slim.
You can try it but I'm betting she still picks the television. :P
by alphabits
May 24, 2006 6:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 175793

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Can you hear me now?!?
by alphabits
May 24, 2006 2:47 pm
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Topic: The eighth deadly sin...
Replies: 27
Views: 1093

rednekkPH wrote:pregnant midget amputee p***.
Short attention span?
by alphabits
May 22, 2006 10:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 175793

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When Jimmy said he was a complete nut, nobody imagined he meant it literally.
by alphabits
May 22, 2006 10:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Bambi's Revenge?
Replies: 7
Views: 349

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Bwaa ha ha ha!!!
by alphabits
May 22, 2006 6:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 175793

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Hey guys, you were right. This floor IS clean enough to eat off of!
by alphabits
May 22, 2006 9:00 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Clams.....On a Pizza??
Replies: 68
Views: 2107

Clams ..... yes

Pizza ..... yes

Clams ON pizza ..... not so much


Pineapple on pizza ..... yummy, especially with ham or Canadian bacon!
by alphabits
May 22, 2006 8:58 am
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 175793

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Lifestyles of the Rich and Homeless.
by alphabits
May 21, 2006 9:51 pm
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 175793

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Can you hear me now?
by alphabits
May 21, 2006 2:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Speakers, headpones, earbuds, etc
Replies: 23
Views: 745

Quiet and Shy wrote:
springparrot wrote:I wish I could find some earbuds that doesn't hurt my ears :cry:
I thought I was alone on that.... :( :-?

Anyway...with speakers you can share. :P
Which is good because walking around carrying that subwoofer alone is a real b****!
by alphabits
May 21, 2006 2:00 pm
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Topic: Broke Back Mountain Sequel in Post Production
Replies: 7
Views: 328

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by alphabits
May 19, 2006 8:18 pm
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Topic: What happens when you....
Replies: 15
Views: 949

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by alphabits
May 19, 2006 8:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Raise your hand if you're SURE!
Replies: 18
Views: 619

mommar wrote:I can't answer, cause I'm not really sure. :)
Me neither.

I am serious .... and don't call me Shirley!
by alphabits
May 19, 2006 1:39 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Well what is it?
Replies: 12
Views: 1000

What was the question?
by alphabits
May 17, 2006 10:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 175793

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The Johnson Family, just moments before they discovered there is no ocean in Omaha.
by alphabits
May 17, 2006 10:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: A little comic relief . . .
Replies: 14
Views: 430

OMG - those are awesome!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Love this one: Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m., at a speed of 35 m...
by alphabits
May 16, 2006 5:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 175793

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The year the "hillbilly" theme for prom night went horribly wrong.
by alphabits
May 15, 2006 3:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: What do you think is SEXY . . ? ?
Replies: 390
Views: 13588

I was referencing BG's posture thread . . .makes things line up right and look . . . well, GREAT! :D Hmm ..... clean, looks great, lines up right ..... sounds like a winning combination! :wink: Of course, standing up straight is just as important when you're horizontal as it is when you're vertical.