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by alphabits
May 3, 2006 10:23 pm
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
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http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/DKDunbar/WTFbasketcase.jpg Offshore Tech Support Horror Story #331: The Indian support rep said, "try putting it on a mouse pad". But to the unfortunate user it sounded like, "try putting on mouse hat". I vote for alpha!!!!!! :D Thanks! (now where do I send that...
by alphabits
May 3, 2006 2:02 pm
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
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Offshore Tech Support Horror Story #331:
The Indian support rep said, "try putting it on a mouse pad".
But to the unfortunate user it sounded like, "try putting on mouse hat".
by alphabits
May 2, 2006 6:42 pm
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Topic: An alternative to Cinco de Mayo...
Replies: 11
Views: 531

rednekkPH wrote:
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:i haven't quite figured out why we celebrate mexico's defeat of france....
Yeah, it's not like defeating France is such a difficult thing. Kind of like winning the Special Olympics.
Hey Frankie? Hell just called ..... they upgraded you to the front row!
by alphabits
May 2, 2006 6:40 pm
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Topic: An alternative to Cinco de Mayo...
Replies: 11
Views: 531

Re: An alternative to Cinco de Mayo...

buffettbride wrote:Friday is also International No Pants Day!!!

WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/ ... 50280.html
I thought this sounded familiar ..... right out of the pages of our local suburban Philly paper!

I'll sinko de mine if you sinko de yours.
by alphabits
May 2, 2006 6:34 pm
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Ptttthhhhhht. Yuck, I hate the taste of dog butt.
by alphabits
May 1, 2006 8:48 pm
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Topic: And the Darwin Jr. Award goes to....
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Re: And the Darwin Jr. Award goes to....

[img]"http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_5334330/.HomePage/__sr_/9b44.jpg?gr9U8VEBS3ULOSHN"[/img] Trolling thru the family album, were you? Nahh, can't be, the kid's waaaaay too cute. :wink: :wink: :wink: Yeah, you're probably right. Plus, I don't think Frankie's neighborhood even had electricity un...
by alphabits
May 1, 2006 8:43 pm
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Topic: What Big Actor/Actress NEVER Becomes The Character?
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Views: 3250

Keanu Reeves
by alphabits
May 1, 2006 5:11 pm
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The applicant pool for servers at the new Guadalajara Hooters turned out to be a little shallower than anticipated.
by alphabits
May 1, 2006 4:53 pm
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Topic: And the Darwin Jr. Award goes to....
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Re: And the Darwin Jr. Award goes to....

Trolling thru the family album, were you?
by alphabits
April 30, 2006 9:53 pm
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
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SMLCHNG wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:Image

Does this outfit make my butt look big??
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by alphabits
April 30, 2006 9:38 pm
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Daisy Duke, eat your heart out!
by alphabits
April 30, 2006 7:24 am
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Oh yeah? Well let's see Garfield get HIS fat a$$ up here!
by alphabits
April 29, 2006 12:11 am
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Prom time at the Breakdancing Academy.
by alphabits
April 28, 2006 6:28 pm
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Topic: Show me your eyeglass frames.
Replies: 15
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by alphabits
April 28, 2006 12:29 pm
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Topic: Friday Fives - If you're happy and you know it...
Replies: 32
Views: 1167

Re: Friday Fives - If you're happy and you know it...

1. What's missing from your life? Truthfully, nothing. Except perhaps the ability to accept that everything's OK and allow myself to be satisfied with that. 2. Do you like to get drunk? Define "drunk". I'll go for buzzed or maybe even comfortably numb. 3. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Stranger th...
by alphabits
April 28, 2006 11:30 am
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Topic: Star Spangled Banner in Spanish!?!?!?
Replies: 45
Views: 1536

So I guess this version starts off "Jose, can you see ...."
by alphabits
April 28, 2006 11:25 am
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If only I could talk .... I'd have two words: BREATH MINT!
by alphabits
April 27, 2006 11:13 am
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Even as a teen, Cindi Lauper displayed a warped fashion sense and a flair for the dramatic.