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by bravedave
July 25, 2002 2:24 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Jimmy's A Cartoon Star!
Replies: 11
Views: 2006

:-? :-? :-?
Aahhhh! I don't get it.
(Uncultured swine that I am.)
by bravedave
April 1, 2002 10:24 pm
Forum: Top Ten List
Topic: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
Replies: 182
Views: 76579

They STILL don't "get it"
by bravedave
March 29, 2002 10:54 pm
Forum: News
Topic: "Where Is Joe Merchant?" film question
Replies: 3
Views: 90

On the Hollywood version of rotisserie baseball you can still buy stock in the WIJM movie, but it has lost half its value since it was issued. Mebbe there are some Hollywood parrotheads who can shed light on this phenomena.
by bravedave
March 26, 2002 11:50 am
Forum: News
Topic: "Where Is Joe Merchant?" film question
Replies: 3
Views: 90

Thanks, Cap'n.

I had no luck searching their site.I'm afraid this 'news' is so old, it won't be found.
by bravedave
March 25, 2002 2:36 pm
Forum: News
Topic: "Where Is Joe Merchant?" film question
Replies: 3
Views: 90

A while back it was announced (here) that Universal had bought the film rights to WIJM. Frank Marshall and Kathleen Kennedy were to be the producers. I believe that they selected a writer. Does anybody remember who was hired to do the screenplay? I believe the rights were later transferred to anothe...
by bravedave
March 19, 2002 8:44 pm
Forum: Song Parodies
Topic: Mis-understood or changed lyrics
Replies: 46
Views: 35190

Forgive me if you've heard this confession before (what is this, Church of Buffett?) but every time I sing "Boat Drinks" when I get to the part following "newspapers mention cheap airfare" (ain't THAT a thing of the past) I would always sing "I've got a plot of sand somewhere" as though the singer s...
by bravedave
March 5, 2002 11:10 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Keys to a happy marriage...
Replies: 4
Views: 1110

Whooooooweeeee!
Those are great.

Somebody once asked me how long I had been married.
I replied, "Five years, but it feels like five minutes...
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.
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under water."
by bravedave
February 23, 2002 1:49 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Possible Summer Tour Dates
Replies: 50
Views: 3754

I've gotta agree. JB (and others) have historically spoken highly about performing at Merriwether Post Pavilion in Columbia, Maryland. I can't recall one show there that didn't sell out.

C'mon back to Route 29, JB, JB
by bravedave
February 8, 2002 12:50 am
Forum: News
Topic: Jimmy Buffett to be Honored
Replies: 34
Views: 3850

As usual, Anon makes a point: 4/11 does portent odd things for this event.
PHNY, did you vet this intel?
by bravedave
February 8, 2002 12:29 am
Forum: News
Topic: meeting Buffett
Replies: 8
Views: 202

On 2002-02-07 21:17, lilsalty wrote:
what criteria does one use to deem oneself the biggest and best?
.

I reckon he's a Kodiak-lookin' feller, 'bout nineteen feet tall.
by bravedave
February 7, 2002 1:52 am
Forum: News
Topic: Jimmy Buffett to be Honored
Replies: 34
Views: 3850

On 2002-02-07 01:36, Dally wrote:
By the way what does "tinny" mean???????
tinny:(adj.)
1.cheap, inadequate, as made of tin
2. same as irony but fewer protons and lower shear strength
by bravedave
February 6, 2002 2:25 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Jimmy Buffett to be Honored
Replies: 34
Views: 3850

I dunno about the 'irony' (unless that particular song rings kinda 'tinny' with you), but I'll join you in that Tequila Shot Heard 'Round the World.
What's the Guinness Book record for the largest simultaneous toast?

Thanks, Jim


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