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Closest school to me. They won't go anywhere until they start getting more horses on the O and D lines.

I'm no manicure expert, maybe Calamine lotion might help with the itching?

Wasn't aware they were fake, but no matter. They are no more bizarre than the real thing.

http://pittsburghlive.com/walmart.html

http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/philhendrie/lawsuits.html

Metal cats look like they may hack up a furball at any moment.

Post SummerSlam drunk shuffle:

1. Catfish John - David Grisaman & Jerry Garcia
2. In Her Fear - Gwar
3. West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys
4. Do You Wanna Touch Me - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
5. Show Don't Tell - Rush

I drink, therefore I am. Drunk. Post SummerSlam and a half dozen 20 oz. beers later, I can still type.

Don't know any personally, but here are a few good ones: 1. Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak ...

Sail on Bat.

Never been to Hawaii. I'd like to get there once before I croak. Never been to a Buffett show anywhere other than Post Gazette Pavillion. Never been on a cruise.

Sunday pre SummerSlam shuffle:

1. Don't Let Go The Coat - The Who
2. Manana - Jimmy Buffett
3. Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
4. Luka - Suzanne Vega
5. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

T.G.I.F. shuffle

1. Fruitcakes - Jimmy Buffett
2. Looking For Love - The Cars
3. Free Speech For The Dumb - Metallica
4. The Christian - Jimmy Buffett
5. Dream Girl Dream Lady - Sons Of Butcher

QB - Tom Brady
WR - Roy Williams
WR - Derrick Mason
WR - Joe Horn
RB - Rudi Johnson
RB - Steven Jackson
TE - Vernon Davis
K - David Akers
Def - Carolina

I can live with that, as long as my WR's are more productive than they were last year.

GLENDALE, Calif. - Teen actor Haley Joel Osment, who suffered a broken rib last month when his car struck a mailbox, faces up to six months in jail on charges that he was driving drunk and possessing marijuana, authorities said. Osment's blood-alcohol level after the July 20 crash was measured at .1...

Thurs. shuffle

1. Silver Springs - Fleetwood Mac
2. Animal - Def Leppard
3. I Am The Highway - Audioslave
4. Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
5. Lovedrive - Scorpions

Here's an easy one:

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Wed. AM shuffle

1. Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 - Bob Dylan
2. Perry Mason - Ozzy Osbourne
3. Kids In America - Kim Wilde
4. Catfish John - David Grisman & Jerry Garcia
5. Sea Of Sorrow - Alice In Chains

Sail on Bruno

All that stuff I said about being a crack head? It just helps me sell magazines. I'm actually an unemployed software engineer.[/quote]

Is it Office Space? I've seen that movie a few times. I like the guy who always kept showing up at work even though he'd been fired.

There's one at Waterworks Mall, 5 minutes from my house. Been there once, pretty good burger, like their fries. Didn't notice what the music was. Only 2 locations in Pittsburgh, Waterworks Mall and in Oakland near the Pitt campus.

This damn computer. I spend too much time on it. Watching the A-Team at 2PM on TVLand.