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My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus from Havana Daydreamin' is easily my favorite tune.

Totals are derived from cumulative album sales totals (U.S. only) Artist Certified Units (in Millions) BEATLES, THE 168.5 PRESLEY, ELVIS 118.5 BROOKS, GARTH 116.0 LED ZEPPELIN 109.5 EAGLES 91.0 JOEL, BILLY 79.5 PINK FLOYD 73.5 STREISAND, BARBRA 71.0 JOHN, ELTON 69.0 AC/DC 66.0 ROLLING STONES, THE 65...

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 2 Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Tune all...

Was listening on RadioMargaritaville.com, show blended so well I didn't notice where the main part of the show ended and the encores started, but I drink.

A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the wa...

In view of the merger mania which has hit business, the airlines, high tech computer companies and the like, I give you a list of potential merger possibilities. They are: Lockheed-Martin and LORAL to become Lo-Moral. Fairchild and Honeywell to become Fairwell Honeychild. Polygram Records, Warner Br...

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each othe...

here once was a man who went on an expedition and he found a beautiful vase. It said "Rub Me" so he did. Out popped a genie. The genie said to the man, "I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I thought I got 3 wishes?" But the genie said, "No. One, take it or l...

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in p...

Given the money artists are losing because of all the free P2P file sharing and downloading online they are making up that lost revenue by cranking up the cost of seeing a live show. Can't really blame them for that.

Actually the show has been quite good to this point, even playing songs not on the yellow cd.