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after this stunt, the annual turkey pardoning ceremony was canceled.

I'd kiss you, but the mods would probably get upset.

assuming it's a mouse with a roller ball in it...flip it over and look for a way to remove the roller ball. You'll be shocked & appalled at the gunk that has built up over time. Carefully clean the roller ball & the wheels on the inside and you should see a marked improvement.

Tito Puente has 100+ albums.

it's horrible to have to pick one over the other, but Poet makes me choke up nearly every time.

go spooner go.

Here we go! http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/soldier.jpg CAPTION IT!!! Once the original plans for the secret "gay" bomb were dropped, the secret "boobie" bomb was picked up by the Air Force. The volatile material was eventually judged too dangerous after causing a complet...

Nutrition Facts for a Subway Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Serving Size 1 cookie (45.0 g) Amount Per Serving Calories 200 Calories from Fat 72 Cholesterol 15mg Sodium 170mg Total Carbohydrates 30.0g Dietary Fiber 1.0g Sugars 17.0g Protein 3.0g YEEEEESH. that's about right....1g of fiber to 17g of sugar. Th...

yet another icon is destroyed by Hollywood



since when did they become hoodlums? must've missed that.

life truly is stranger than fiction.

The first time I gave blood, the nurse told me to roll up my sleeve. Just kidding around I said "I thought you were going to bite me on the neck." She said "Maybe we can work something out." :o :o :o :o they said "hot old guy" and she thought they said "hot, kinky...

Don't text. Can't stand the abbreviations that people type these days.. Especially the 'ur'... :roll: and 'wut' I've called more than one person at work for wut. I ask them how unbelievably lazy can they be to not type a four letter word correctly. absolutely, you ruin the full effect of a perfectl...

I don't like the whip cream on them. So no worries that wont happen. Wow, the pina colada ones try and be authentic... sweet! :) :) also do not add the Coconut milk..... for the same reason not to add the Whipped cream.. Taste is great... looks... not so much.. :lol: duuuude... when did it become a...

oh, the envy.

Going down there next week, I think I have a new priority task.

CaptainP wrote:

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how do you like me now, baby?

CaptainP wrote:Boise has small venues...

but if he plays Boise...what will his fans there have to complain about? It could disrupt the cosmic balance or imbalance as it may be.

CaptainP wrote:

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the original cast of the hit show Nip/Tuck.

as soon as you move it a little closer so the plane tickets don't cost so much, I'm there!

SharkOnLand wrote:

72. Sturgis Motorcycle Rally (August in Sturgis, S.D.)

How is this a sporting event? If this is on the list, so should a Buffett tailgate.

It takes years of training to survive the chapping of your buns in the a**less pants while downing huge amounts of alcohol.

green1 wrote:
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bet you wish you would've changed the kitty litter now, huh sucker? hiiii-yaahhhh