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Too Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDEN...

That is just wrong!

That is just wrong!

rich_big wrote:I find these offensive and I am ashamed that I am laughing so much at them.

Here is my contribution:


Q: Why do women watch porno movies to the very end?

A: Because they think there is going to be a wedding.

Wino you know wrote:Yes, they're true.

SOME of them, anyway.
I've used #1, #10, # 12, and #14.

Don't know if these are really true or not, but funny anyway. These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 16 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.' 15 'Relax, the handcuffs ...

Got the site to come up, but logging in is a whole 'nother matter!! :evil: :evil: It keeps telling me I am entering the wrong username or password. I am entering the right one. Then it said I had to enter a confirmation code which is freaking unreadable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: ...

Grams wrote:I swear this is the longest game in history!!!!!

Me'thinks SP is a soap opera writer. He makes one day last for weeks!!!!

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and non...

a few of my favorites.... "Madam, I may be drunk, but you're ugly. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly." -Winston Churchill “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.” -Hunter S. Thompson "Beer is proof that God...

There's some DAMN funny ones there, P.P. :lol: :lol: :lol: Here's a couple more: How women sort laundry: Whites Coloreds Knits Delicates Permanent Press How men sort laundry: Filthy Filthy but wearable ----------------------------------------------------- How women prepare for the future: Invest th...

Excellent Garry!!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish..............................49 Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends Athletic............................No boobs Average looking.................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile................

A cliffhanger!! I HATE CLIFFHANGERS!!!!

Oh well. SP, enjoy your time off. We'll be ......somewhat patiently waiting for the outcome!!!

I've got my thinking cap on and trying to come up with episodes of .. "CoveWatch" C'mon..This one's almost tooo easy. :lol: (("CCER" for those stepping on pop top, passing out on the beach sunburns, and other medical emergencies in Da Cove..)) "Golden Ho's" ...Members ...

The Value of Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I...

I'm still not convinced she's not the Anti Christ.... [smilie=battingeyes.gif] I'm with you, Connie... I usually cannot STAND to watch her, but I put the TV on today, and she was actually funny. I usually change the channel immediately, but it was worth watching. She had as a guest the guy who does...