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by PerfectPartner
December 17, 2009 10:33 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Moose in a bar....
Replies: 2
Views: 567

Re: Moose in a bar....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by PerfectPartner
December 11, 2009 2:35 pm
Forum: BN Critters
Topic: IT'S READY! the 2010 BuffettNews BN Critters Calendar
Replies: 204
Views: 11002

Re: A 2010 BuffettNews BN Critters Calendar?

Awesome idea!! I want a couple at least!

EMS Week is in May, I'll have to get next years dates. You can use the CCEMS logo on the week that it falls!!

Fire Prevention Week is in October, I''l have to look those dates up too.

My birthday is November 11.
by PerfectPartner
December 10, 2009 9:21 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Church Dinner for Eight
Replies: 0
Views: 740

Church Dinner for Eight

An oldie, but a goodie. A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decide...
by PerfectPartner
December 10, 2009 9:18 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 10 Rules for Christmas Dinners & Parties
Replies: 10
Views: 1153

Re: 10 Rules for Christmas Dinners & Parties

Don, never occured to me to hit the quote button! Duh! :oops:

As for the liver dumplings, who thinks up those things? That sounds disgusting!

And Joe, that drink is just too labor intensive. :lol: :lol:
by PerfectPartner
December 8, 2009 8:38 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 10 Rules for Christmas Dinners & Parties
Replies: 10
Views: 1153

Re: 10 Rules for Christmas Dinners & Parties

Sorry Don, I couldn't read that even with my reading glasses.
by PerfectPartner
December 7, 2009 1:58 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Men's Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot
Replies: 7
Views: 1908

Re: Men's Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot

Snowparrot wrote:I'm married to the guy in his 60s, and the hardware store is only 2 blocks away...... :roll:
Oh my...... You poor thing! :(
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by PerfectPartner
December 7, 2009 1:56 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 10 Rules for Christmas Dinners & Parties
Replies: 10
Views: 1153

10 Rules for Christmas Dinners & Parties

10. CARROT STICKS Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 9. EGGNOG Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare ... you can...
by PerfectPartner
December 7, 2009 1:10 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Men's Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot
Replies: 7
Views: 1908

Men's Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot

Men's Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house - mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room, or whatever. You are re hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit...
by PerfectPartner
November 27, 2009 9:21 am
Forum: BN Critters
Topic: BN Critters - November 27th, 2009
Replies: 10
Views: 750

Re: BN Critters - November 27th, 2009

I really coould care less about Oprah and never have liked her. Too many people follow her like mindless sheep. Hoped that she would just go away after her show closes but no such luck.
by PerfectPartner
November 19, 2009 11:32 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: THE LIST
Replies: 15
Views: 1168

THE LIST

I didn't find one that didn't hit home! so right on! 1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 3. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m tryi...
by PerfectPartner
November 19, 2009 9:56 am
Forum: Parrothead Social Area
Topic: Photo Op!!
Replies: 5938
Views: 523151

Re: Photo Op!!

Well, I FINALLY joined the digital age and bought a new camera, a Canon SX200 IS. Just in time for my oldest daughter's last performance in the U Maine marching band. It was the last home game so they recognize the seniors for their efforts, so instead of the regular uniform they wear special sweat...
by PerfectPartner
November 14, 2009 9:05 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Verizon phone service.....to get or not to get....
Replies: 28
Views: 1439

Re: Verizon phone service.....to get or not to get....

Jamie, I have Verizon and I love it. Service is spotty at home, but it's that way for all the servers around our house. No towers close enough. I have only had Verizon for a year, but if you have to call customer service they're prompt in taking care of any issues. I had to have my phone replaced af...
by PerfectPartner
November 14, 2009 8:57 am
Forum: Parrothead Social Area
Topic: Photo Op!!
Replies: 5938
Views: 523151

Re: Photo Op!!

:o :o :o :o

Holy cow Snowparrot!! I bet that was surprise!
by PerfectPartner
November 5, 2009 7:12 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: BN Facebook Group
Replies: 178
Views: 728858

Re: BN Facebook Group

Does any one do Island Paradise? I am hooked on it... http://www.facebook.com/joetown Yes and thank you for the bamboo plants! :D You are so welcome.... Anyone not our neighbors on Island Paradise come on board, we need your help. I'm on there too. I love IP, and Farmville. I definately need more n...
by PerfectPartner
October 30, 2009 6:32 pm
Forum: BN Critters
Topic: BN Critters - October 30th, 2009
Replies: 21
Views: 886

Re: BN Critters - October 30th, 2009

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/alphabits/beehealthy.jpg Awwww, isn't that cute? Wait! This isn't something inappropriately *suggestive* is it? :oops: Certainly not! :wink: Bitsy would NEVER post anything that was inappropriately suggestive. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
by PerfectPartner
October 29, 2009 7:30 pm
Forum: BN Critters
Topic: BN Critters - October 29th, 2009
Replies: 23
Views: 1071

Re: BN Critters - October 29th, 2009

If this is free speech, why do I have to pay $39.95/month for internet access to post here? http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bike.gif -"BB"- Speech is free... typing/writing costs $39.95/mo. :roll: ((((((((((((((((((((unk)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) send warm weather, please ..... I woul...
by PerfectPartner
October 29, 2009 7:29 pm
Forum: BN Critters
Topic: BN Critters - October 29th, 2009
Replies: 23
Views: 1071

Re: BN Critters - October 29th, 2009

alphabits wrote:Oh no you di-int! :roll:
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by PerfectPartner
October 27, 2009 7:46 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Maritime Accident
Replies: 8
Views: 764

Re: Maritime Accident

SMLCHNG wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: GROAN!!!!!!!
Ditto!
by PerfectPartner
October 27, 2009 7:42 am
Forum: BN Critters
Topic: BN Critters - October 27th, 2009
Replies: 13
Views: 885

Re: BN Critters - October 27th, 2009

If I want any unsolicited advice, I'll ask for it!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: