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They have finally published the ingredients in Viagra:

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Startch
87% Fix-A-Flat

I can't believe he called us "older" people AARParrotheads!! Am I getting THAT old!!
Other than that it was a good article.

Some people are just plain insane. Not many of us could afford prices like that. Maybe Last Mango should buy tickets for all of us!

TRUE!! So true!!

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

At age 4 success is not p**ing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having s*x. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having s*x. At age 70 success is having a driv...

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.&...

This one is for you 3/4, if your out there. A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said,"Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son."What's wrong?" th...

Must be nice!! The last time I was able to go to a concert and I asked for 2 of the best seats, we ended up on the floor ,ALL the way at the back of the arena! Couldn't see squat!! If it wasn't for the big screens showing everything on stage, we would never have seen the show! I won'r ask for ticket...