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5 inches? I got almost 10 inches in my backyard in the middle of Bartlett... BUT I made it to Beale Street today, escaping from Memfrika City Hall (don't ask) with TWO HUNDRED BUCKS worth of Beale St. Memfis, Elvis goodies for a MPHC sponsored club goody basket! AND I'm going home early to commence ...

1. That aint no 'small' cooler full of jello shots. (watch out for the grape ones...) 2. Please add capn rick and Tracie to the stupid list. we'll be there as fast as possible from memfrika Thursday. another crew in a van from MPHC is also coming down then. capn rick going home to get an early start...

Thanks! thats probably what we'll do. My wife has family in Dallas so we'll go spend time with them..after..the concert.

capn rick

Do they have RV parking? considering bringing the 28 ft c class from Memphis just for tailgating.
Gates open at 3:00 p.m. concert at 8:00...Not much time to cram in some tailgating-but haven't done ANY since 2005 Gnashville...I think it was....

capn rick

well, you aint missing much not coming here compadre! Beale St. is 'o.k.' till 9:00 pm. then the thugs take over till 3 a.m. (so I've heard) Bahama Breeze is way out east at Germantown road/I-40. not downtown on Union. Rendevous Ribs are what you come here for. that and dead entertainers. capn rick ...

dear reader: If the weather is anything like last years-I'll pay ya 10 bucks to wear a thong by the pool for a minimum of 10 minutes. The pix all show everybody in jackets, jeans, etc. it was about 57 deg. at midday if I remember..and with 15 kts. over the deck most of the time. :oops: :oops: :oops:...

OR, maybe Frank Bama drops by LIVE BAIT during next March's "Stars fell on my Liver" event!

To which I will be making reservations as soon as Ma Hen gets it up!

er...running,,er,,,oh never mind!

capn rick
Key Westing in two weeks.

MEMPHIS??

WHATEVER FOR??


Capn Rick

"enraged memphis fan shot dead by security guard in bar parking lot" man was thrown out of bar, got in car did donuts in parking lot then tried to run over security guard, who capped him. paraphrased from Memfrika newspaper this a.m. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programmin...

oH PLUHEEEZE! We Southerners jest LOVE you yankee carpetbaggers, long as you follow the rules for Snake Bite Key visitors: Come in, spend money, burn well done, then go home. (paraphrasing from the book-but you get the idea) If it weren't for yankee college age tools puking off the balconies, "...

I have a 28 ft Dutchmen Express C class. Drove 4 friends from Memphis to Gnashville in 199-(?) to Starwood. got there too late to tailgate. did same trip in 2003. loads of phun for those in the back with the gen set running and the blender humming. all the way... First and LAST time I will be design...

Busters! Capt. Daves on the Beach, Busters! Louisiana Lagniappe, Busters! Get a destin guide when you get there-or go to the web sites... lots of places to eat-including a Cheeseburger in paradise (across the street from BUSTERS!) I like Busters-its an out of the way sports bar with dynamite food an...

The "First" and "Last" Annual "Jimmy Buffett Island Paradise Party" in an open field on Mud Island in downtown Memfrika in 1985 (?) Small stage, crappy sound, zero sight lines and worse food/drink lines. Buffett even stopped the show to tell the front row tools to stop ...

catch "Airborne" by William F. His chronicle of crossing the Atlantic on a sailing yacht is great.

Nobody dies. a rarity in novels involving sailing.

capn rick

The latest telephone poll taken by both the Florida & California Governor's offices, asked whether people who live in these states think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: 'Yes, it is a serious problem.' 71% of respondents answered: 'No es una problema seriosa.'

GOOD!

More for me, then.

whenever I can get it without driving to Mississippi. that is....

capn rick
LandShark Phan.

maybe all those years as a Charter 10 drinker did something to my taste?

well s**T... Memphrika sucking the hind T*t again i guess. I hear its available across the state line in mississippi. and we are going to the Doobie Brothers concert sat. at the casinos...so I guess I can buy enough at some convenience store to hold me over for three weeks till Stars in Gulf Shores....

Capn Rick and Tracie from the Memphis Parrotheads isa coming!
If we survive Stars....

anywhere the sun shines...

thats right. I coulda sold my boat several times over if I'd had a trailer. (they go for $2K-$5K, if you can find one. and you need a big vehicle to tow the thing. I can't recommend trailering the thing either, the mast weighs nearly 200 lbs and its HARD to lift, especially with the roller furler in...

boy have I got a deal for you! :o 1981 Catalina 25 ft. swing keel, pop top with bimini, VHF, depthfinder, new 150 roller furler genoa, oh heck, just go to catalinaowners.com\classifieds and look at the 1981 25'. Boat is at the corner of MS, AL, TN. in a marina called Grand Harbor. $6,500. or mebbe $...