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by Gooney Bird
October 8, 2007 1:47 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Type of Parrot
Replies: 7
Views: 373

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I have seen budgerigars with a kind of "mop-top" look.
Stepson sent me photos of one with lots of curly feathers.
It is a mutation, selectively bred to produce a certain look.

My canary has a few flight feathers that are a bit curly.
by Gooney Bird
October 7, 2007 1:36 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: My Dog the Shoplifter
Replies: 2
Views: 278

My Dog the Shoplifter

Simon and I just visited a local pet store to get some all-meat treats (he does not get grains). There was a Shi Tzu in there, he barked a lot and embarrassed me. I bought a little package of Ziwi Peak treats and we went back to the car. When we got into the car he turned his head away, I buckled on...
by Gooney Bird
September 30, 2007 2:05 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: How to: Show an image below my username (Avatar)
Replies: 739
Views: 194108

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by Gooney Bird
September 25, 2007 3:52 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 2nd Affair
Replies: 3
Views: 441

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by Gooney Bird
September 12, 2007 2:45 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 20 years of bliss
Replies: 3
Views: 336

20 years of bliss

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing. Keeps looking at the ...
by Gooney Bird
September 10, 2007 10:46 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Heavenly Humor
Replies: 3
Views: 351

Heavenly Humor

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God "Where have you been?" "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God...
by Gooney Bird
August 30, 2007 6:31 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Children
Replies: 3
Views: 298

Children

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided t...
by Gooney Bird
August 26, 2007 1:04 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: You might live in Illinois...
Replies: 3
Views: 416

You might live in Illinois...

Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois: If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Illinois. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Illinois. If som...
by Gooney Bird
August 26, 2007 12:59 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Police Chase
Replies: 1
Views: 369

Police Chase

In most of the northern states, it is standard procedure for the Highway Patrol to check on any stalled vehicle whenever the temperatures drop into the single digits or below. One morning in March, 2004 a Wyoming State Trooper responded to a call of a car off the shoulder outside the town of Casper....
by Gooney Bird
August 22, 2007 7:25 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: sober parrottheads?
Replies: 80
Views: 9422

yes, I am asking about people similar to Wharf Rats. people in recovery. and while there have been several silly replies, there have been some private messages sent to me. there are more people like me than one might think at JB shows. just not as organized as fans of other bands. hoping to score a...
by Gooney Bird
August 22, 2007 7:04 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: My Next Life
Replies: 4
Views: 592

My Next Life

MY NEXT LIFE I want to live my next life back- wards : You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold ...
by Gooney Bird
August 19, 2007 7:08 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Country Funeral
Replies: 6
Views: 467

Country Funeral

Country Funeral As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar wit...
by Gooney Bird
August 18, 2007 1:57 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Favorite Boat Drink
Replies: 51
Views: 3170

Can't remember what it is called...

equal parts
Peach Schnapps
Orange Juice
Malibu Rum
by Gooney Bird
August 15, 2007 11:28 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Bubba's hearing
Replies: 4
Views: 440

Bubba's hearing

Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line and when it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?" Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray...
by Gooney Bird
August 15, 2007 1:54 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: things they tell you that just aren't true
Replies: 136
Views: 7986

Oh, yeah, how could I forget...

You can't miss it.
At the end of long, detailed driving instructions;
"Go past the big house, down the road a mile or two,
You can't miss it." :evil:
by Gooney Bird
August 14, 2007 3:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: things they tell you that just aren't true
Replies: 136
Views: 7986

Read the book, then you'll understand. It's nothing, it's just a sprain. The chemical spill poses no threat to the public. Just take these pills as directed, that will do the trick. It was working fine when it left the shop. He won't bite, he growls at everybody. Breathe deeply, you'll feel better. ...
by Gooney Bird
August 14, 2007 2:52 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: How to: Show an image or text on each post (Signature Line)
Replies: 409
Views: 156840

Is this thing on?