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I was wondering why Howard was reruns all week. it has been kept a secret when baba booey and artie were going to make this trip. my dad said when he was overseas (korean war) they were happy to see any amercian entertainment. I am glad that there are some celebs that are willing to go there and say...

baby's daddies?

squares of toilet paper...

ya'll come back soon now, ya hear....

"is that a watermelon in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

"Ummm...why is there a watermelon there?"

"I'll tell you later."

I love women with watermelons....

My problem with seeing all the redneck jokes is that I laugh, and then wonder ‘why didn’t I think of that?’

$4.49 for the cheap stuff in west los angeles.....

sail on.....

all of the good answers were taken--

mother, sister, secretary, so I will go with sales girl at victorias secret

Yeah!! Let's hear it for boobies!!!

boobie boobie
bo-boobie
banana fana fo fu-be
me, my moe, moo-ee

BOOBIE!!!!

I look forward to it for sure. it will be great....



"chicken in the breadpan pickin out D'oh!"
..charlie daniels and homer simpson

I seem to remember a few years ago an article about some amish kids selling speed.

no crossing here. not even when I was young and wild.

now that is funny.

cant remember the last time I called 0 for operator. when I was a kid, here in Los Angeles and maybe other places, if you went to a payphone, dialed 195-(the last four numbers of the phone), then hung up, picked up the reciever then hung up again the phone would ring. so I would do that then watch p...

in a shart?

how about an all you can eat chinese lunch?

a fart is just a dry, airy shart.


I like to light them on fire. the ol blueflame gag makes me laugh every time.

you should see the view from my bedroom window.

really tho, they are great pics.

is anyone else watching 'in the shadow of the moon' on discovery (I think). about us putting a man on the moon. great show....

they are going to lose thier shirt.

sorry, just had to say it...

<---still making myself laugh...