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My order should arrive in two days.

SP: Gonna need your address so I can ship one
of the books I ordered to you for an autograph.

Insults their intelligence in their commercials.

An 1890s Party? Awesome! I assume the 1890s, because the 1990s were like .... yesterday . Me? I'd show up in 1890s style with a handlebar mustache and feign amazement that anyone else was nostalgic about a 1990s decade less than 14 years over. 8) Brilliant. I once attended a "South of the Bord...

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:Will there be an audio book?

No. But I am already scouting quality voice actors for the animated film.
I envision Anonymouse with somewhat of a "Bart Simpson" smarm in his voice.

I'm slightly torn between Danny DeVito and Bob Newhart.

When can I get order my copy?

Vacuum Cleaner.

More gasoline in it then the rest of the car is worth.

An idiot light on (check engine, change oil soon etc)

An I love my (insert breed of dog here) sticker

Loose nut behind the wheel?

Ordered a pizza delivered

Body hair

Love these. Have seen similar but this one is new to me.

Van T. Barfoot died at the age of 92 on 2 March 2012. Remember the guy who wouldn't take the flag pole down on his Virginia property a while back? You might remember the news story several months ago about a crotchety old man in Virginia who defied his local Homeowners Association, and refused to ta...

Damn another of the greats............

http://news.yahoo.com/george-jones-coun ... 03663.html

Claims to be a true story. I don't know and I don't care because it's just damned funny. Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simula...

Loved his character. He even made ME feel better when watching. ;) Best advice ever: Dr. Sidney Freedman: You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it's just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. :lol: :...

M*A*S*H actor Allan Arbus has died.
He was best known for his role as Army Psychiatrist Sidney Freedman

Sail on Sir.......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22275963

Please Mansfield not BOSTON ! Change made. Refresh image. So no Parrothead Island Bar & Grill? Just too many letters. PHIBAG Refresh the image. Parrothead Island Bar & Grill now gets the Labor Day Weekend Show. 8) Looking forward to wearing my new shirt. (or should I say Dating my new shirt?)

surfpirate wrote:

Ragtop Girl wrote:Please Mansfield not BOSTON !

Change made. Refresh image.

pair8head wrote:So no Parrothead Island Bar & Grill?

Just too many letters.

PHIBAG

So no Parrothead Island Bar & Grill?

LIPH wrote:I've been trying, haven't won anything yet. But my friend who was just here for a visit gave me a Keurig and a supply of K-cups as an early birthday present.

Nice