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by redwinemaker
September 14, 2002 2:18 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Very Important...this could save a life!
Replies: 24660
Views: 1236898

BBT!!!!
by redwinemaker
September 14, 2002 1:13 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Great Wisdom
Replies: 5
Views: 737

Great Wisdom

GREAT WISDOM 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're g...
by redwinemaker
September 10, 2002 12:14 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1316

SMLCHNG wrote:
redwinemaker wrote:HMMMMM, Penny and Herbaman have an anniversary, doesn't play in the cafe all night and now this.... wonder what she was doing that got her mind in the gutter???
Ummm.. cleaning them?? :D
Well, everybody has their name for it, I guess...
by redwinemaker
September 10, 2002 12:13 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Alligator
Replies: 13
Views: 1359

Fribble wrote:Outstanding RED, just one question, was this a personal account?
Nah... I don't do gators
by redwinemaker
September 10, 2002 11:16 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1316

HMMMMM, Penny and Herbaman have an anniversary, doesn't play in the cafe all night and now this.... wonder what she was doing that got her mind in the gutter???
by redwinemaker
September 10, 2002 12:18 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Alligator
Replies: 13
Views: 1359

Dally wrote::o LOL....now that was Baaaad!!!! :):)
<elvis voice> why thank you very much!
by redwinemaker
September 9, 2002 11:57 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Alligator
Replies: 13
Views: 1359

Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth a...
by redwinemaker
August 29, 2002 11:27 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Very Important...this could save a life!
Replies: 24660
Views: 1236898

I clicked... & Last week bought 2 tank tops, one for JG & one for my step-mom!!!!

BTT!
by redwinemaker
August 26, 2002 7:23 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Buffett Article From 1992
Replies: 3
Views: 891

Jimmy conveys the essence of a sportsman... The convening with the world of Nature around you, the fellowship of our hunting partners, the quiet of the woods, the love of those goofy four-legged critters we call our best friends... Hunting only for what you will eat, partly to know that we can survi...
by redwinemaker
August 26, 2002 12:08 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Very Important...this could save a life!
Replies: 24660
Views: 1236898

BBT!!!
by redwinemaker
August 19, 2002 11:00 am
Forum: News
Topic: Jimmy's "Other Names"
Replies: 2
Views: 1085

OK, besides finding out about Jimmy, the best one here HAS to be:
John Wayne Bobbitt, infamous crime victim, uses the name Les Johnson.
by redwinemaker
August 16, 2002 9:59 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: How many JB concerts have you been to?
Replies: 97
Views: 12535

I'm with Parrotsgirl, makesya feel like a rookie...

Oakland & San Jose in 2001

Vegas (& the tonight show?) in 2002

Going to Shoreline in Sept

Gonna miss Irvine cause it's during wine season...
by redwinemaker
July 16, 2002 8:19 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: What is your best Buffettism?
Replies: 234
Views: 31852

It would have to be:
"you've only got two options; havin fun or freakin out"