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A couple of years ago at a Buffett tailgate, a woman told me she had implants. They weren't huge like implants usually are so I said they looked real. She asked me if I wanted to feel them. America, what a country. :lol: Probably a silly question, but did you do it? I thought it would be rude to sa...

tikitatas wrote:

I'm an Altered Boy wrote:

Lightning Bolt wrote:sorry.. I likes 'em perky 'n all

but these chicks look like circus freaks
and frankly ...they both kinda scare me

the left one is the scariest of the two!

The LEFT one. Yeah. WTH??

No, no, no! The OTHER left.

Sanjuro's tequila wrote:

SkoolGrl<3 wrote:
Dammit Sanjuro! What the hell is wrong with your avatar?!?!!!

Embrace his preciousness!

Jay is evidence that they'll let anyone into Nissan Pavilion.

Lulu was right. Boobies is always the answer!

owbishop wrote:211 bottles of beer on the wall, 211 bottles of beer, take on down pass it around only 210 bottles of beer to go

I think you should sing a reggae version. Or better yet, see if Joaquin will help you with hip-hop rendition.

Sanjuro's tequila wrote:

owbishop wrote: Holy Crap I signed up to do this for another 212 more days

We could let you off the hook and have you only do it weekly until... say... mid June??

Dammit Sanjuro! What the hell is wrong with your avatar?!?!!!

owbishop wrote:What do I get if I super-size my taco ticket combo- free pavillion upgrade

It depends on whether or not you took your Beano...

This coulda helped:



A few extra appendage-y thingies!

Just in case anyone cares there is only 213 more days to go Of course we care.......... :pirate: :D [smilie=coolup.gif] [smilie=whistle.gif] [smilie=giggle.gif] [smilie=gt-happyup.gif] You know now that you must continue this countdown........for another 7 months!! :o Holy Crap I signed up to do th...

Restaurants will be busy on Friday night, so if we're expecting to be a group of 8 or more, we should prolly get a reservation somewhere. Seeing that we have um, a bit of time, I'd wait at least 200 days before trying to get a dinner reservation.

cake

surprise

child's project

dinner

pair of stockings

their own reputation

another person's reputation

car engine

NZParrothead58 wrote:
Yup

Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkle Live in Central Park

No


Orphee aux enfers - Cincinnati Pops Orchestra

What about camping out to get the best place in line? You reckon that this means no "lottery"?

Conolulu wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

Conolulu wrote:No words.

WTF???

Well, I was wondering how she stood up without falling over...

Then I wondered "WHY?????"

Then I just she's an idiot, and no words...

Give it enough time with all the weight pulling her down, and she'll be "Lulu high" too!

surfpirate wrote:

FRAK!!!



I'm just a little late finding this thread!!!


I guess with my fondness of saying "Frak!" might I suggest Buffettstar Galactica?

Okay, having record-setting boobies means that she needs custom-made bras. HOWEVER maybe there is already something that she can use and make a few adjustment to use as a bra and not have to spend so much for the custom stuff. Soooooo, creative phriends (paging Cate or KK), what things what we sugg...

Okay, having record-setting boobies means that she needs custom-made bras. HOWEVER maybe there is already something that she can use and make a few adjustment to use as a bra and not have to spend so much for the custom stuff. Soooooo, creative phriends (paging Cate or KK), what things what we sugge...

dean_siu wrote:If it wasn't for the article, I'd swear they were real

If her boobies could do what the eyes in your avatar do, then I'd say THAT'S talent!



Frak! Sometimes it's a pain to carry a gallon of milk by the handle from the dairy case to the checkout line.

UAHparrothead wrote:no

Flesh and Bone- Jimmy Buffett

No


Everybody Fits - Altar Boyz

Dezdmona wrote:

SkoolGrl<3 wrote:ice cream

yep.

how about grilled cheese, potato chips or beer! :p

We always got tomato soup with our grilled cheese at school. I always knew the lunchladies were holding out on the good stuff (i.e. beer)!