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Lightning Bolt wrote:Michael sure isn't feeling the love here.... maybe with BBQ sauce?

He probably would still taste "funny"!

"AHHHHH.....BEER..............!"
Homer Simpson (At least it sounds like something he would have said, and if he didn't I DID!)

under the file of too stupid to live-can we please file this guy he didn't remove himself from the gene pool; thus he is not Darwin Award-eligible. However, he *is* eligible for an Honorable Mention. People should *really* refer to the official Darwin Awards Website http://www.darwinawards.com befo...

WE ARE DOOMED!!!

Definitely not MJ. He was such a clown, he would taste funny. 8) Considering "I survived" (or someone else) the crash in reasonable good shape...Why can't I/someone else "just walk" down the mountain? Granted such is much easier than it sounds, and the best way to be located is t...

This article may be of interest to some about how to properly retire the Flag. I know such ceremonial retirements can be quite touching to some.
http://www.military.com/independence-da ... irforce.nl

BILLY MAYS (in best LOUD INFOMERCIAL/COMMERCIAL voice) I am saddened you have left us, but to be honest I could never stand your commercials for any products. You seemed like a nice guy and probably would have been a great friend.

Sail On!

Go to 'margaritaville.com/index.php?page=videos' click on "A Lot to Drink About" video. This was the first public performance of the song, and Jimmy says, right in the middle of the song, "I'd like to say that I was no dumb ass, I did not have any of my money with Bernie Madoff...&qu...

Why is this under Jimmy Buffett Discussion thread? Probably because it was created here/there by mistake. I'm sure a friendly neighborhood mod will be along eventually to move it. I put it here because of the song and the title of the thread. Now, Madoff made off with all the money. Now his clients...

Why is this under Jimmy Buffett Discussion thread? Probably because it was created here/there by mistake. I'm sure a friendly neighborhood mod will be along eventually to move it. I put it here because of the song and the title of the thread. Now, Madoff made off with all the money. Now his clients...

Why is this under Jimmy Buffett Discussion thread? Probably because it was created here/there by mistake. I'm sure a friendly neighborhood mod will be along eventually to move it. I put it here because of the song and the title of the thread. Now, Madoff made off with all the money. Now his clients...

Why is this under Jimmy Buffett Discussion thread? What does Madoff, his wife, and cronies have to do with this topic? Letting any of MAdoff's family members keep anything is disgusting, when so many peoples lives were wiped out. Now we the taxpayers get to pay for the rest of Madoff's life. Madoff'...

Sail on Farrah and Godspeed. You will always be the beautiful Angel to me. Now you are with real angels. No doubt you might teach them a thing or two.

Sail On.

What WOULD they have done had North Carolina invaded? :-? Probably got on the "hotline" with the SRC (Savannah River Complex, or whatever it is called now) and told them to send North Carolina a "little care package" made with much TLC. :D :D :D Perhaps they might have had, a me...

She seems to be as well prepared as anyone can be and even better prepared than some that have done it. She has the knowledge from others that have done it, to put use. She seems to be tough enough to be up to the challenge, and experienced enough to handle the challenges she will be facing with the...

RIAA and their lawsuits are a very bad joke. RIAA does not give any of the cash to the artists involved. At least I have as of yet to see where they did. Only RIAA and the lawyers are collecting the big $$$. RIAA and it's lawyers are so rabid they went after a little girl and her lunch money. After...

Benjamin Franklin once said, "Beer is proof that God loves us." or words to that effect. The ancient Sumerians (and other early religions) considered beer to be the nectar of the Gods. Give us our daily brew! "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Tha...

Maybe someone should tell the Baptists out there. :D Then again maybe not, it would just them something else to wine about. (I know it is wHine, get the humor in it) :roll: :D Since the Baptists "supposedly" only drink grape juice, I guess they have a problem with Jesus turning water into ...

I don't text. I have a love-hate relationship with the cell phone my wife forces me to carry around. But I don't see anything wrong with this kind of competition. It's just simple, mindless fun - like those 'strong man' competitions where teams of four guys take turns lifting things up and putting ...

So what did people do BEFORE text messages? Granted there may be noisy places where texting can/would be handy. Sometimes it might be nice to have say, directions in text. Maybe it is more private, whatever. However for the most part if you can call, you can say it. I have as of yet to text anyone o...