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Can somebody smuggle me in their suitcase?

I wanna be Duckett's stunt double.

Mi sombrero y mi amigo, Pedro .....

Hey, that ain't funny!

Besides, you ever see the mess a parking lot full of humans leaves behind?

Be gentle ...... and try not to make any frog sounds.

Ain't nothing gonna rile an ape up like calling him a monkey! I prefer to be called a superiorly sentient simian. Which more than qualifies me to be valedictorian of the nOOb class. You aren't a noob---you have almost 300 posts :wink: yeah it was proven last night that when a person gets to post 10...

SeattleParrotHead wrote:Ain't nothing gonna rile an ape up like calling him a monkey!

I prefer to be called a superiorly sentient simian.
Which more than qualifies me to be valedictorian of the nOOb class.

Somewhere a proctologist's office is missing a few patients.

It's always all about ME!

Chimpin' ain't easy ....

"A bunch of monkeys with PHD’s" ..... Flesh And Bone

Bits won't let me have a cell phone .... how'm I gonna find everyone?

phjrsaunt wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:

Does he like the steam??

I wouldn't think so. Seems like it would make his "monkey-ness" shrink.

Actually, the steam plumps things ..... just ask Oscar Mayer.

I've got a bathroom decorated just for me.

Life is good!

Ducks? We don't need no steenkin' ducks!

The pettiness of some humans never ceases to amaze me.

I do now.

I don't know what all the fuss is about.
That's a funky lookin' monkey.
Probably can't even make a decent martini.

From Planet of the Apes ..... Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] "Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great nu...

Tell your friends, your neighbors, your friends' neighbors, your neighbors' friends, complete strangers .....

Bonzo needs friends.

No spanking.