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Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time. When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only have one rule in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although...

I went to the counter at McDonalds to tell them there was something wrong with my Big Mac. Cashier: What seems to be the issue? I hold up the sandwich and the buns move like lips and sing "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow. Don't stop, it'll soon be here." Cashier: Sorry, sir. We acciden...

Hate to be contrary but I slept really good last night. Watching that KC/Buffalo game last night wore me out Here's a funny article to start the work week. "Pot bust made on Stoner Drive in Bakersfield" https://kmph.com/news/local/pot-bust...in-bakersfield "Not only was the passenger...

Outside. Walked the back yard twice. Doesn't sound like much but I got off the couch. With the nasty weather coming, decided to be out today. 459 steps. 🚶‍♀️ Crazy weather here. Was cold and had a few snow flurries Saturday so I made gumbo yaya and started a fire in the fireplace. Now it's sunny an...

Mrs frognot and I finally saw a family friend who is a lawyer and are having wills made. I also scheduled some cardiac tests that my internal med doctor wanted done so that's all the work I plan to do today. Will put off desk/cleaning organizing until a future date. Kinda liking this retirement gig.

G'afternoon all! Health issues last year seriously curtailed my drinking and alcohol was really spiking my blood sugars so my current bourbon stockpile should last a long time. Last drink was a flight of beers (so total of 12-16 oz) on my birthday a month ago with my son. Looks like I'm not alone i...

We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all b...

Good morning all! Mrs frognot makes good spaghetti. I add mushrooms to mine before putting the sauce on (she's not into fungus so none in the sauce) but limited fridge space (our beer/overflow fridge expired in November) requires the chili I made Sunday be eaten first. So today it's tamales with ch...

For those unaware, FrogNot was the first carrier of the original "Lone Palm". It made many journey's around the country to shows and BN gatherings. Somewhere back there, this a thread. I know that I picked it up from him in either Dallas or Houston (or somewhere in between) and transporte...