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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Re...

Kept hoping that some schedule things would change but it's just not happening so i'm afraid gonna break my streak & miss a FFF. :cry: Unfortunately Jimmy picked a date when co-workers needed (and asked off first) for this weekend for silly things like kids graduating. Y'all all have a great ti...

VanillaGrl wrote:Well then, looks like I'll have to miss Frisco again this year.

May 21st is not a good date for me either.

Nachos or tortilla chips with queso and/or salsa.

LIPH wrote:Mixing chocolate with anything, especially peanut butter , should be punishable by flogging.

Larry, would have guessed you more for a whipped cream & spanking type guy . . .

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son demands. "We can't stand...

LIPH wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:Larry's actually a pretty cool dude for a Yankee.

I'm not a Yankee. I live on the south shore of Long Island.

Larry is also an honorary Texan who has judged a chili cookoff in Texas. That's some pretty serious credentials.

My internet BBQing friend Danielle, aka Diva Q, has a great review on her blog about Memphis BBQ: http://divaq.ca/tag/memphis (The Memphis review is at the top of the page, then a rant about Canadian airlines, then rest of the review farther down.) Lotsa info and great pictures. Danielle was on the...

A man was dying, and he told his wife that he had to know something before he died. She said, "Sure, anything". So he said, "You know, of our five children, four of them have brown hair and brown eyes, but one has blonde hair and blue eyes. I just have to know, who is the father of t...

Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES ·If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. ·If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, meat head and butthead. EATING OUT ·When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John ...