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phjrsaunt wrote:I've been resisting this all day. I can't take it anymore! (Phorgive me, Penny!)
WHAT'S AN IRON???????

It's a golf club, usually numbered . . .

Savannah Fare You Well for newer ones, Migration from the classics . . .

I had a very important point to make, but i just realized there is unfinished beer in the fridge, so gotta go!

Hey, we can also kill spiders!

So, do you think she also frisked him?

Being the care-taker of a Border Collie, i forwarded this to all my dog-loving friends and their canine companions. Thanks for posting!

Also had it on 8-track & it intoduced be to a lotta JB that i didn't know. i saw Jimmy open for the Eagles in 77/78 (?) and my roommate bought Changes in Latitude and later Living & Dying. You Had to be There was the one that I bought & started me down the road to ParrotHeadness. If you ...

Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.

One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."

The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolle...

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her repu...

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out "Busin...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.&...

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible mistake!" She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he'd get right on it. The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Pe...

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything insi...

A pirate steps into a pub for a drink... Bartender: "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" Pirate: "We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and he bit off me leg." Bartender: "Where did you get that hook then?" Pirate: "Well,...