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A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the uglies...

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So funny

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when ...

My dad was in WW II. He was injured twice. His last 'job' was so awful he would rarely speak of it. He was driving a bulldozer in Auschwitz :cry: :cry: When my brother joined the the Royal Signals, my dad was so angry. He just did not want his only son going off to the army. I am grateful my brothe...

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. ...

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Florida. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked his mother why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased...

I do like a good Guinessis every now & then

Indian Names A little American Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?" His father replied, "Look, son ,our names represent a symbol, a sig...

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to ...

Grandpa A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your privates are out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old m...

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "...

This is the best ad I have seen for a looong time!! It is on TV now in the UK. This is the BEST chocolate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbLr2NEV_7o

We stayed at the Harbourside Hotel & Marina: Great little place!! :D Harborside Motel & Marina 903 Eisenhower Drive Key West, FL 33040 305-294-2780 1-800-501-7823 harbside@bellsouth.net When we were there it was Spring Break, did not realise this at the time!! But no problem. Also lots &...

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc wash your hands ofte...

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming ...

I will apologise for the language up front, but... this is so funny.... B.P. Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints rec...