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If you like Randy Wayne White, take a trip to Pine Island. He lives on the southern most tip, James City. Pine Island is a fantastic place to visit, small but perfectly formed. From the 4 Winds Marina you could rent a boat, and get yourself over to Cabbage Key. Beautiful. They do say that Cheesburg...

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, 'Wives who work ...

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wri...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it...

Noreen I thought you had not made it to Paris. Myself plus No Shoes and AMWest looked out for you both nights but never saw you. Where were you hiding? Looking at the stage we were at the left hand of the stage for the Friday and then at the right hand side for the Saturday. I was stood next to Vin...

If you are in to sailing? These events will be held down here in Dorset, just off the coast of Weymouth and Portland Bill. Already things are taking shape in these 2 places. (Google these 2 places) At the moment it can take an hour to get to Portland Bill, it is only about 30 miles away; think very...

Well, girls & boys, I did not get to meet as many of you as I had hoped, but those I did meet, glad to know you [smilie=battingeyes.gif] I found myself chatting with Mac Macanally for a short while before the show, nice man!! During the show I ws standing with the guy who looked like a Harry Po...

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING...

I am leaving with my wife (of just one month) tommorrow night for Paris. I have never been there. In fact, I have only been in Europe one other time and that was in 1983 when I was still in Junior High School, but I still plan on reading departure signs in Newark airport and reminding me of the pla...

Maybe we all should write our bn names down on cardboard signs and hang them round our necks or something like that until the show starts, i dont want to wander around thinking 'i wonder if that is so and so' or 'is thingamy-jig here'? What do you think? Well Cpt Tony, I still have a copy of the PH...

We will be wearing the newly printed T Shirts with the Jimmy Buffett New Morning Jazz Club design submitted by He came from London. The singer from the Overlanders - (anyone remember the No. 1 hit Michelle in the 1960's) printed this for us. On the front of mine it says Yorkshire Parrothead with a ...

Maybe we all should write our bn names down on cardboard signs and hang them round our necks or something like that until the show starts, i dont want to wander around thinking 'i wonder if that is so and so' or 'is thingamy-jig here'? What do you think? Well Cpt Tony, I still have a copy of the PH...