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Hi, Last year there was not a t shirt for Paris and I have been trying to get one designed and made that I could sell for charity. After three tries someone has come up with (I think) a great design, but very late. I am waiting for "Buffett news" to OK it and I will provide a link. If not...

I am going to the Friday show with my wife. We were just married in August on the beach in Cape May, NJ and this is part of our honeymoon. Flying out of Newark, NJ on the 17th. Staying at the Westin in Paris. Luckily, I have a lot of hotel points or else I would not be staying there. Looking forwar...

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense..) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from l...

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any childr...

To you UK parrotheads...I'm looking for a PHUK shirt. Is that your club shirt? If so, can one of you bring me one? I'll gladly pay you or trade you a Detroit PH Club shirt upon my arrival. I'm a size XL. Please let me know, thanks! I have the transfers for our old PHUK tshirts. Will bring one with ...

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women insi...

Looking forward to meeting the parrot :wink: :wink: Out of interest, where is everyone staying? I decided to wait 'til this week to book a room. [smilie=battingeyes.gif] Also going to France next week as well, a bit of a "shopping trip" we have run out of white wine!!! O M G We are lucky ...

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first, a surgeon from Manchester, said, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered'? The second, from Birmingham, responds, 'Yeah, but you s...

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissu...

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix’’ In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business'' At a Proctologist's door: "To expedi...

"The Women"...have you seen how many big famous actresses are going to be in that ? "Mama Mia"...I shall sing along. maybe even the new "X Files" ???????? Didn't even know they were making a movie of that. :o Just saw the trailer: http://www.mamma-mia.com/movie_trailer...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, g...

If Vegemite is the brand name, what is the actual name for the stuff? Like Coke is cola, Vegemite is ______? Nasty? "Vegemite is made from leftover brewers' yeast extract, a by-product of beer manufacturing, and various vegetable and spice additives. The taste may be described as salty, slight...

and before people think this has nothing to do with the USA so you are not interested ... well guess who owns Vegemite these days :x We sold out to USA Then why can't I get it here? Was told it can't be imported into the U.S. any longer. I'm confused..... Winn Dixie & Pubix on Hwy 192 in Kissim...

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new ...