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Congrats to you ol wise one!!! I have noticed quite a pattern, not only have you been with my mother, but also with Shane's mother numerous times. It seems you are quite the "ladies man" with the mother's. So how many other BN mother's have you been with, and please give names? Also, were...

Congrats Buff.

buffettbride wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

buffettbride wrote:Dear Beerguy...why aren't you answering my questions. And also, my head hurts.Love, Chickenbutt

Slight oversight.

Beerman

Gracias.

Wanna hump?

Dear Grassy A$$,
Sure
Beerman

Deer Mr. Beerman- Would you mind driving by to pick up Mal on your way over to my house so you can both give me a chest massage? Oh, and bring pie. LYMI, Annie (IUP) Dear Annie, I would be more than happy to pick Mal up on my way over to your house if her panties are not in a bunch upon my arrival....

buffettbride wrote:Dear Beerguy...why aren't you answering my questions. And also, my head hurts.Love, Chickenbutt

Slight oversight.

Beerman

Dear Beerman, My panties are in a bunch. Please advise. Wedgingly, Stuck Dear Stuck, Your question got lost amongst the stupid ones that some morons have been posting. Sorry for the delay. Now on with the question. Your panties being in a bunch is a sign from God that you shouldn't wear any. Once y...

Dear Beerchugger Sir, I have to defend a very important golf tournament this weekend and need some help with my game. Firstly, I always make sure to wash my balls before playing. Hoping you can help me get my balls in the hole quicker. Should I practice my stroke over and over or do I need to slow ...

RinglingRingling wrote:Dear Mr. IlikemybeerandIdahoVandals Man:

Why are there Interstate Highways In Hawaii?

Are you really this stupid? Or do you just act this way to garner attention?

Go Away,
Beerman

pair8head wrote:Deer Beerman:

If God is all powerfull, can he make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it?

Cornfused

Dear Cornfused,
Why would I want to make a rock so big I couldn't move it?

Beerman

CaptainP wrote:Dear Mr. Beerman:

What time is it?

Watchless

Watchless,
If you have to ask such questions, you are probably late. Now get to work. There are hungry people out there.

Beerman

Dear Mr. Beerman: I recently have been invited to perform (sing) at a party that will contain strippers and private rooms. We are the pre-entertainment. Do I : 1. Decline as the party will seem immoral 2. Accept and leave as soon as we are done performing 3. Accept and leave the next day Dear Strip...

kimbug wrote:Which bar?

Parrothead Island Bar and Grill. In Auburn WA.

Sorry Wayneo, I am still in Seattle. When I posted this I had just got back to my hotel from this bar.

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:never made it that far in scouts, there was an issue with a girl on a camping trip.....

You dressed up in her uniform?

But that takes all the fun out of this thread... :roll: :lol: :lol: What is the Over/Under on Cubbie being back in the doghouse??? :D http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif I'm figurin' he's back in by Sunday, 10a at the latest.. :D I'll throw $10 down for "the next time he opens ...

phtnt wrote:Dear Mr. Beerman,









I forgot what I was going to say

Dear Brain Dead,
You really need to cut the Jim Beam out of your breakfast routine.

Beerman

Dear Beerman- Just wanted to let you know that the ginormous amount of sushi and bottle of wine that I consumed last night made me feel so much better after my bad day yesterday. And since your services were not readily available, I just gave myself a chest massage instead. 8) Thanks again, The Coo...

Dear Mr. Beerman, I have a problem with sax. I want to play sax all day and all night. I want to play sax so much that is beginning to interfere with daily activities such as going potty, eating, and even my job. I would even rather play sax than watch my favorite TV show. What do you recommend for...

Dear Beerman Have you heard I'm leading the spartans against my old team Idaho next year??? I heard you got really old? Whats up with that signed, John L. Smith Satan, I will still outlive you and pi$$ on your grave. You won't be leading anyone next year. MSU will be smart enough to fire you after ...

From the coolest bar in all of Washington state. BRAVO Don and Gary for the tremendous job you have done creating a bit of the islands right here in Western Washington.