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When you asked her friends, did you show them the shirt? And did you tell them it runs small? If not, maybe tell them these things and ask them again for the size they'd recommend. Then go for it. I agree that the shirt is more personal. Sometimes a gift card is good; sometimes it's better to get pe...

I always liked that "licking the lips" thing. I wonder if he still does his voice warm up exercises before the concerts. He used to. At least he said he did. I didn't notice the cough, but I did notice the hoarseness, which can come if you are straining your voice and not taking care of it...

Newsweek called Grand Rapids, Michigan a "dying city". Grand Rapids did not agree. And so, the production Roger Ebert calls "The Greatest Music Video Ever Made" was created.

ragtopW wrote:I got no problem with a pig next door...



they will invite me to the BBQ right???

This is one funny thread.

And Ilo Ferreira is opening for him.

LIPH wrote:I've never been to Camden and it has nothing to do with the parking situation. It's the a-hole of New Jersey and that's saying something considering it's, well, New Jersey.

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looked at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.'" The other woman responds proudly, "Yes, I sure am!" The first one says, "So am I! And where about ...

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! -----------------------------------------...

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" From the back, one little...

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, "There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer," or "That's Michael, he's a doctor.&quo...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I a...

Still one of my favorites: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, ...

In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
a new commandment has been created.
Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten:
"Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff."

Rumor has it that Anthony Weiner is going to run for president.
He has chosen Attorney General Eric Holder as his running mate.
Get your Weiner-Holder bumper stickers early,
before they are all gone.

http://www.mexicalilive.com/
Jake Shimabukuro will be at Mexacali Live in Teaneck, NJ (about ten miles from the GW Bridge) on Tuesday July 5, 2011, at 8 p.m.
I saw him there a couple of years ago. It's a REALLY small venue. The food is great.
And Jake was good, too!

William Faulkner's niece just wrote a memoir, "Every Day by the Sun: A Memoir of the Faulkners of Mississippi". "In her dining room, Jimmy Buffett finished his manuscript of "Tales from Margaritaville" on the Absalom table. That's what Dean and Larry call the table where Pap...

God bless and protect all the people and other creatures in harm's way. Prayers, thoughts, and phin power being sent to them. Charity Navigator, the organization that evaluates charities so people can know if their gifts are being used most effectively, has a list of charities that are working on th...