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OMG! I never would have guessed! Thanks, Penny! Now I'll be able to sleep tonight!

I still don't get it.

Is there some reason the elevator can't go up when it's sunny? That makes no sense.

I have the feeling this one's going to keep me awake!

BTW, great guess on the previous one!

Oh, sorry! It is CMT for the pre-show. CBS for the actual show. I will insert it in my first post.

CMA Red Carpet Special -- Wednesday, Nov. 5 at 7 p.m. ET/PT on CMT.

Hosted by Katie Cook and Cledus T. Judd, the CMA Red Carpet Special catches all the excitement as artists arrive for the 37th Annual CMA Awards show.

(This pre-show is on CMT at 7; the actual award show is on CBS at 8.)

And the booooze joke is very funny!!

barefootpirate wrote:I like it!! It's kinda like what's the pirate movie rated?

PHINS ^

ARRRRR!

Oooh, freaky!!

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing about the 'good old days'. The first lady recalled shopping at the old farmer's market and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding...

Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here and 'mutual orgasm' there -- that's all they seem to talk about...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I s*** a lifesaver." After...

Oh, yeah! CILCIA comes to mind in a couple of spots.

Anybody staying in a hotel/motel? Which one? Or can someone tell me where is the best or most logical area for me to stay? I'm arriving on the 26th and leaving the 28th, so I guess I need a spot that's easily accessible to both the phlocking and touring. I've never been to Atlanta.

Count me in, too. Thanks so much, Matt, for all your time and work.

Dates that are OK:

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I would say Hawaii.

Is there any state that has all the five Great Lakes around it? Michigan?

Hey, this is a great thread!