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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' 'Certainly, Father,' the man replie...

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there and he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can they see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows them a photo of his w...

We have our tickets (4) in section 109 row 2 and are ready to go. From the seating chart, I think these should be pretty good tickets. I look forward to seeing my Buffett buddies again this year.

We won't make the MCDonald's caravan, but should be there by 12 or 1. I will bring my small gas grill. Looking forward to seeing everyone.

Phins Up,
Lee2

Is it Buffett yet?

Is this by presciption only, or can you get it over the counter?

Also, is there a generic form of it.

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to leap ...

Congratulations to Randy and Kris.

And please add me to the o-fish-o list of attendees. Myself plus a couple (few?).

We got our tickets (lawn) and got a room in Janesville last week for Satureday night. Now the only question is if we can arrange to make it Friday night too. I've done that before and it has always been well worth it.

I'll be there (with a few others). I hope that does not keep others away.

A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and an attractive young waitress comes for his order. He gives her a smile and says, "I want a quickie." She turns red in the face and ahems, "Sir, I don't know what kind of restaurant you're used to eating in, but I can assure you yo...

*My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman *My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield *A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -- Milton Berle *I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- George Burns *Wh...

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..."Something happen...

Ill #45

I'm supprised we got ranked so high (especially if winter weather is a rating point). It must be our great politicians.

Zhu zhu pets. Must have (for 7 year olds) and cann't be found in stock.

You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where........ 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes ...

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to ...

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. ...

FYI.

Mac is doing some live stuff on Chicago's WGN news at noon. I was home for lunch and saw him "play them into comercial"

The news often has live performers doing this. He will probably play again in a few minutes to end the news cast (if time allows).

Anyone who is caravaning behind my group, we will be meeting at the square in East Troy at 12:00, driving over as soon as the 5 cars in my group are all there... We (my son and I) may try to meet you there. The times that were mentioned before were a little too early for us since we will be driving...