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A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: to get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were t...

A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. 'Twenty dollars...' she whispers. Perry had never been with a hooker before , but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a ligh...

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, 'Fairy ...

INeverGoAnywhere wrote:What time do the gates open??
Can we bring camera's in?

Only a trusted few can bring cameras to the tailgate. Me thinks that leave you out.

Waaaaay too late for now. Periodically, someone will organize this and will take orders for BN lanyards , and another member will make BN nametags. Not sure if anyone did it this year, but maybe it will happen for next year. This is a very very sore subject on this board -I wouldn't use the "l...

I thought the answer would/should be:

It's easy, they come in quarts.

Fully recovered from last Saturday. Starting to get warmed up for this Saturday.

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1.) It is perfect formula for the child. 2.) It provid...

Count me in again this year. Had great fun at the concerts last year and expect to again this year. Even seeing the list of those attending this year will not scare me away (although it does scare me a little bit :oops: :P ). I was wondering where you were--glad you have "surfaced"! I lur...

We (my son and I) will be going to Alpine again this year. I hope to make it to whatever group BN tailegates are going on. Always a great time at Alpine. I should be in good tailgate shape by then after going to both Toyota Park shows (there will be one weekend to recover and rest up).

Yep, I'll be attending both Toyota Park shows. Should be fun.

Count me in again this year. Had great fun at the concerts last year and expect to again this year. Even seeing the list of those attending this year will not scare me away (although it does scare me a little bit ).

1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. Wh...

Two good ol' boys in a trailer park are sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' an...

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one w...

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student before but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said ok, we will have an experiment...

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo,...........just bec...

Hey, I'm from Illinois (Chicago suburb) and I am offended by all this stuff.

I'm not offended by what the gov did (that type of thing normal for Ill/Chicago), I'm offended that people think this is a big deal. This is just another day here in the great state of Illinois.

Warning If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Sarah Palin" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain a virus. :evil: If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton. :P

Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON. Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American Can, Interstate Wate...