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INeverGoAnywhere wrote:Lee2...... are you the guy under that parrot hat?

Yep, that would be me - unless it's in the 90's - then it cooks my brain (or what's left of it).

I just checked page 1 and noticed I am not on da list of attendees. I am on the cell phone list though. I will be at the Holiday in pre party and in the lawn for concert on Saturday with several friends & relatives. I also plan to go Friday night to the Tinley Park Holiday Inn for the festivitie...

MALE SENSITIVITY TEST 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relatio...

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not l...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said,...

finsupnorth wrote:

Lee2 wrote:I will be going again this year. No ticket yet - shut out by Ticketxxxxxx. It's too much fun to miss

Cool! Are you gonna be in Janesville Friday night for the party?

That's the plan as of now. I have a room at the Motel 6 across the street from where the Friday party was last year.

I will be going again this year. No ticket yet - shut out by Ticketxxxxxx. It's too much fun to miss

I got 6 lawn for Tinley. Some, if not most of our group will be there, it depends on how others did getting tickets. Our group is usually about 20-30, depending on tickets, vacations, wedding, etc.

See y'all at the Holiday Inn and/or the concert.

Shut out at Alpine, but still plan to find tickets and go (or go and find tickets). May try the Volcano Express package.

I've been going to "Chicago" Buffett concerts at Tinley Park since they moved them there (all Sat and a few Thu). Tailgating has always been allowed, if not welcomed. We've never had any issues with security (except when one of the security guys thought my over served brother smarted off t...

I like Brent a lot. I saw him at Lulu's in Golf Shores (his home town). A friend we were visiting there knows him and we got to meet and talk to him while there - very interesting and fun guy. I bought one of his CDs and a "Livin the life" hat too.

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy...

Hypnotist at the Senior Center The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch ...

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg ...

I've been told I haven't grown up yet, and probably never will. But for the last 50+ years I have lived within about 100 miles of where I started.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, " Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven ?" Grandma replied, " Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious pr...

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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of arguing and screaming, his wife paused a...

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The Counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade Listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been Married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk...

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send ...