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It is the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby is a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "...

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, and accidentally lets out a ...

A man came home from work. He sat in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer anyway. When he finished it, he said,"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." T...

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........ It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of ...

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns  blaring as...

A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and...

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell&qu...

How's your aging intelligence? Take the following test here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces are so you don't see the answers until you have made your own.... OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin. =========== 1. What do you put in a toaster? The ans...

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen began talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The ...

Happy Concert to all and to ALL a GREAT BUFFETT NIGHT! ! !

GIRL'S PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed ~ And when I spend his cash, won'...

And what to their blurried old eye should appear
lines of crazy parrotheads all lined up for beer.

Yeah, I made it home... who knows about Liz though, she's probably still there. I wanted to say hello when Cousin was on the phone with ya but he had hung up already.. So... Hello! Yeah, my avatar's a bit freaky... but it's a cuddly sort of freaky :pirate: Ah well at least the thought was there. Th...

Yeeehaw! Just got home about an hour or so ago. I'm yet another one that has to work today. Whee. Anyway, was fun seeing everyone. Concert was a blast! A lil drama, but that was at the end so it was okay ;). LURKER! So you guys had a great time huh! Glad you all made it home safe. Don't work too ha...

Sorry Im late!! Soccer and Scouts, but Im here now!!! So great to be back here with you guys!!! :D :D :D SON ! ! ! Glad to see you made it dear :wink: MOM!!!!!! GREAT TO SEE YA HERE!!! :D :D :D Wasn't sure you were gonna make it with your busy schedule. Hope that dog did not eat your dinner 8) Dinn...

Sorry Im late!! Soccer and Scouts, but Im here now!!! So great to be back here with you guys!!! :D :D :D SON ! ! ! Glad to see you made it dear :wink: MOM!!!!!! GREAT TO SEE YA HERE!!! :D :D :D Wasn't sure you were gonna make it with your busy schedule. Hope that dog did not eat your dinner 8)

PHat Matt wrote:Sorry Im late!! Soccer and Scouts, but Im here now!!! So great to be back here with you guys!!!

SON ! ! ! Glad to see you made it dear