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Staredge wrote:I dunno. I'll stick with my small towns.

Yup. Any municipality large enough to need a traffic light is too damn big for me.

If Obama wins this election and does not begin his inauguration speech with "Excuse me while I whip this out...", I will be crushed.

Staredge wrote:Should have named mine "dammya". That seems to be what I call him most often.

I have 3 dogs - all of whom will answer to both their given names and "hey, sh*thead".

tikiwoman wrote: I think it is about Jesus...

Somebody wrote a song about my gardener???

"Gentlemen, if you do not leave immediately, we will have you arrested for tresspassing and destruction of private property" Apparently, doing donuts on a wet green is frowned upon by some people. Personally, I think it's the only fun to be had on a golf course. This is true. Using the fl...

"Gentlemen, if you do not leave immediately, we will have you arrested for tresspassing and destruction of private property"

Apparently, doing donuts on a wet green is frowned upon by some people. Personally, I think it's the only fun to be had on a golf course.

Typical city mentality - f**k it, I dont know him.

I can't for the life of me imagine why anyone would want to live anywhere with a population over triple digits, let alone pay 2-10 times as much to do so...

FunkHouse9 wrote:This thread has been dead for a week. I'm starting it back up with:

I hope you have sons. Beautiful, handsome boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them, so you can know what this pain is like.

Talladega Nights

My reason.....I found out today that my kids dental work scheduled over the next 3 weeks is gonna cost $5000, after insurance. And they have a little sign next to the receptionist, "full payment is DUE upon completion of work". I looked at the receptionist after she told me the price and ...

ConchRepublican wrote:

citcat wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:"OUCH!"
March 30, 1981

that shouldn't be funny.

somehow, it is.

Kinda like why Ronnie wouldn't let James Brady ride in the limo with him anymore - his head whistles.

I know . . . I know . . .

monitor squeegie, please.

"OUCH!"
March 30, 1981

Who are you and why do you keep calling me Ronnie?

SharkOnLand wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:I would think that the Coors family of "beers" would be enough to keep anyone out of that state.

Jimmy's immune to bad beer.

He's certainly not immune to making/selling it.

What do you drive? That'll be the biggest factor in how it will be built.

I would think that the Coors family of "beers" would be enough to keep anyone out of that state.

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We bought a memory foam bed and pillows...we sleep beter than ever, and dust mites and mildew aren't supposed to be able to live in it. I miss my bed when I travel now :D we have a tempurpedic celebrity model. i can sooooo relate to what you just said about missing my bed. i must sigh every time i ...

Have we hit Barstow yet?? :lol: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...Also a quart of tequilla, a quart of rum, a case of bud...