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It's a wonderful job...but nobody's got to do it.

I suppose one *could* say that when they stop watering the overpriced mixed drinks, maybe people will tip better. :) Seriously...Key West ain't a cheap place to hang out, unless you bring your own booze. I can see where some folks on a tight budget might consider tips for overpriced stuff being some...

Looks like fun...and I can only echo others; it looks *lovely* there!

If you have room, get one of those 15-gallon pots at the nursery. That will give you enough root space for tomatoes; you'll probably still have to fertilize partway through the season. I've grown things like carrots and lettuce on a balcony in years past. Bought a house just so I'd have a place to g...

Oh, *MAN*...I can only echo what everyone else has said. How incredible! I'd also be a bit suspicious if I picked up the cell phone and the caller identified himself as Jimmy...I'd be tempted to remember that old Bill Cosby routine, and go, "RIIIIGHT..." You go, dawg...just remember, many ...

I'm shocked, absolutely shocked I tell you.

from Pacin' the Cage: I've proved who I am so many times, The magnetic strip's worn thin And each time I was someone else And everyone was taken in The writer is Bruce Cockburn. But I agree; it 's a *beautiful* song: "Sunset is an angel weeping Holding out a bloody sword" (...) "I ne...

"Loco," by David Lee Murphy
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" - Kenny Chesney

OTOH, getting to say goodbye to my Ex-Fiancee From Hell, nearly 20 years ago now, was a thrilling and liberating moment. I had new furniture ready to build and put in place to replace the stuff she was taking with her, and was putting it in while she was moving the old stuff out. :) (Hmmm...why have...

Who's the blond stranger That entered my wife? Wait, that's not the way it's written????? :lol: LOL :) I kinda like the line from "Permanent Reminder:" "Evolution can be mean/There's no dumbass vaccine" I also admire some of the other bits that people have suggested in this thre...

Oh...I thought you mighta meant Coral Reefer...

Coooooool....... ~~~~~

In the version I saw, there was a bit of crankcase oil from the guy's car in there too...and the machine correctly diagnosed what was wrong with the car.

I've warned you about eatin' the triple enchilada and drinking the super-grande margarita before going to bed. :lol: :lol: especially since the margarita was just a Supreme Mtn. Dew with 8 shots of tequila added after visiting the drive-thru at Taco Bell. :) "Helps you grind your teeth and fee...

Have 'em call PETA.

SharkOnLand wrote:I'm off to make holy toast.

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I'd been thinkin' someone needed to make something like that...hope it works for grilled cheese sandwiches - what a friend we have in cheeses...

Well you guys have fun - looks like it's ophicial - we'll be missing our first MOTM in 8 years :( :( someone have a café con Leche at Anna's for me k??? I don't suppose it's just a matter of selling plasma twice a week for the next few months to make it? :) There are days when you'd need a liquor l...

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

This list is *extremely* dated - witness references to 5 1/4" disks and Egghead Software (RIP). But people are still doing stupid things with computers. I actually saw a computer once, where someone had installed a real cupholder into one of the drive slots. One of my favorites is the tech supp...

bravedave wrote:I don't know how much it pays, but the perks sound interesting...