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longlinergirl wrote:Boy I sure hope you ain't a comedian....

you probably don't think Bob Newhart is funny do you?

longlinergirl wrote:Boy I sure hope you ain't a comedian....

I make myself laugh.

every time I see myself nekkid in the mirror!!!

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I
bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was
reading a magazine.

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a
dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look
out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I
think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures,
to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting
the vulture.

If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you
think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife?
Trust me, it's not.

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign
a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and
then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was
call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and
started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

SuperTrooper wrote: you should have given it a title nobody would be interested in. Something like: "Tim's Love Life with Sheep".

I don't know about that, the book was a best seller!!!

I think it was your wording that made it seem not like you were making peace....when you call someone out its not a peace making thing. But Idid undersatnd what you were doing once I read the post, it was just the original topic name that was ummm rude sounding for a lack of a better phrase. I LOVE...

SuperTrooper wrote:Say this 10 times fast"

UNIQUE NEW YORK

I cant..I think I sprained my toungue

SuperTrooper wrote:Snapple Real Fact #240:

"Challenger Deep" is the deepest point on earth and can hold 25 Empire State Buildings end to end.

That is the most rediculous thing I've ever heard

Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.

If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons
(maybe by shoving them down his throat).

Island_Lullaby wrote:gosh...I was only gone for a day...what did I miss here?

some dorks failed attempt to make peace

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its
eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having
a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

PHBeerman wrote:

sailingagain wrote:Havin a drink and joining the party is always a good idea.

3 people so far think Jimmy is Mormon.

Dude, I'm so embarrassed, I didn't read all three choices before I voted

nycparrothead wrote:IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH!!!

thank you for passing that along!!!

this is really some good reading!!!!!

nycparrothead wrote:Try it again Tim!!!

And asking a moderator to delete the thread doesn't work. We have to act like we're enjoying the thread and then it will get deleted!!

Jeez! Have you learned nothing?